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by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 14:30:57

seke- whats the history with Brandi Hawbaker and the 2+2 forums? She makes a post apologizing for her bad sportmanship at the WSOP and lets people know how sick she's been and she gets flamed for 20 plus pages.

She's a hottie and I wouldve thought the poker nerds would be gushing all over her.

by **Irish Car Bomb** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 14:55:24

The Red Tornado wrote:seke- whats the history with Brandi Hawbaker and the 2+2 forums? She makes a post apologizing for her bad sportmanship at the WSOP and lets people know how sick she's been and she gets flamed for 20 plus pages.

She's a hottie and I wouldve thought the poker nerds would be gushing all over her.

by **seke2** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 16:26:20

The Red Tornado wrote:seke- whats the history with Brandi Hawbaker and the 2+2 forums? She makes a post apologizing for her bad sportmanship at the WSOP and lets people know how sick she's been and she gets flamed for 20 plus pages.

She's a hottie and I wouldve thought the poker nerds would be gushing all over her.

brian, it would take me 100 pages to fully describe her history, but basically, super-short version:
1) she scammed/stole like 30k from Newhizzle (who is/was a well like internet pro)
2) she reportedly let captain tom franklin have sex with her in return a 10k buyin. anal sex. seriously.
3) she is a constant source of drama on internet forums
4) she's a total attention whore
5) sklansky is "tutoring" her and everyone on twoplustwo basically thinks sklansky is a horrible person despite his impressive math stuff he's written based on things he's done/posted

and basically, brandi is just total psycho. she's completely nuts, thinks she's way at poker than she is, refuses to apologize for anything she's done wrong, and has basically offended everyone who cares about poker.

sadly, most of twoplustwo would also totally do her if offered the opportunity. nobody denies that she's hot--probably one of the hottest female poker players out there, and def the sluttiest. but she's also a nutjob, whacko, and everything else you can imagine.

by **Disco Stu** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 17:05:50

Irish Car Bomb wrote:
The Red Tornado wrote:seke- whats the history with Brandi Hawbaker and the 2+2 forums? She makes a post apologizing for her bad sportmanship at the WSOP and lets people know how sick she's been and she gets flamed for 20 plus pages.

She's a hottie and I wouldve thought the poker nerds would be gushing all over her.

Hottie?

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 17:07:11

seke2 wrote:
The Red Tornado wrote:seke- whats the history with Brandi Hawbaker and the 2+2 forums? She makes a post apologizing for her bad sportmanship at the WSOP and lets people know how sick she's been and she gets flamed for 20 plus pages.

She's a hottie and I wouldve thought the poker nerds would be gushing all over her.

brian, it would take me 100 pages to fully describe her history, but basically, super-short version:
1) she scammed/stole like 30k from Newhizzle (who is/was a well like internet pro)
2) she reportedly let captain tom franklin have sex with her in return a 10k buyin. anal sex. seriously.
3) she is a constant source of drama on internet forums
4) she's a total attention whore
5) sklansky is "tutoring" her and everyone on twoplustwo basically thinks sklansky is a horrible person despite his impressive math stuff he's written based on things he's done/posted

and basically, brandi is just total psycho. she's completely nuts, thinks she's way at poker than she is, refuses to apologize for anything she's done wrong, and has basically offended everyone who cares about poker.

sadly, most of twoplustwo would also totally do her if offered the opportunity. nobody denies that she's hot--probably one of the hottest female poker players out there, and def the sluttiest. but she's also a nutjob, whacko, and everything else you can imagine.

Did some reading of back posts (what wasnt deleted) after I posed my query to you. The thing I dont get is the penis on back jokes - it appears stuff was deleted- is it reference to the anal sex? (BTW- you can get anal for much less than 10K by a hotter girl, just a few clicks and browsing of certain sites on the net...) And who the hell is neverwin?

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 17:08:13

Disco Stu wrote:
Irish Car Bomb wrote:
The Red Tornado wrote:seke- whats the history with Brandi Hawbaker and the 2+2 forums? She makes a post apologizing for her bad sportmanship at the WSOP and lets people know how sick she's been and she gets flamed for 20 plus pages.

She's a hottie and I wouldve thought the poker nerds would be gushing all over her.

Hottie?

Yeah, youd kick her out of bed for eating crackers Stu.... :roll:

Not the best pic, you'll find better.

by **seke2** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 17:08:17

Dustin 'Neverwin' Woolf is another top internet guy.

Penis on back refers to the whole anal sex thing .. yeah I think most of the threads were killed from that eventually

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 17:10:56

So whats the dirt on Sklansky?

by **seke2** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 17:17:13

The Red Tornado wrote:So whats the dirt on Sklansky?

he's just a shady dude. he has a lot of "associations" with younger girls--brandi is not the first who he "befriended" in a way that everyone else perceives as odd. he seems to have very little ethical sense other than what is personally profitable for himself. he posts lots of insane crap (see the "Special Sklansky Forum" for examples). he's also a terrible forum member--he basically just starts a new thread whenever he wants to post something as opposed to posting it in an existing thread, so he gets no respect from the nerd community for his poor "netizenship" either.

i think he's a brilliant mathematician, but he does seem very shady

by **pacino** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 17:25:11

seke2 wrote:
The Red Tornado wrote:So whats the dirt on Sklansky?

he's just a shady dude. he has a lot of "associations" with younger girls--brandi is not the first who he "befriended" in a way that everyone else perceives as odd. he seems to have very little ethical sense other than what is personally profitable for himself. he posts lots of insane crap (see the "Special Sklansky Forum" for examples). he's also a terrible forum member--he basically just starts a new thread whenever he wants to post something as opposed to posting it in an existing thread, so he gets no respect from the nerd community for his poor "netizenship" either.

i think he's a brilliant mathematician, but he does seem very shady

amarillo slim was a great poker player, didn't make him a great guy

by **pacino** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 18:19:10

Hellmuth's ridiculous, late entrance:

by 1 » Tue Jul 10, 2007 18:22:45

wow, and you guys don't like pro wrestling?

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 19:46:28

pacino wrote:Hellmuth's ridiculous, late entrance:

11 women, one for each bracelet- the race car he was supposed to show up in was wrecked by him in the Rio parking lot the previous day.

by **Irish Car Bomb** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 19:58:59

Only person more foolish.....

Vinnie Vinh Watch
Vinnie Vinh's empty chair isn't having much luck -- it's down to 16,900.

that was at 1:30 around the start of 400-800 a100

vinny has been missing since dinner break and before dinner break he was reportedly falling asleep at the table and talking about how he just wanted to go to sleep

prolly been on 4 day long meth session or something

either way at 2200 per round and estimated 40 hands/hr he'll only pay 6 rounds of blinds and might make it to day 2 with a few chips

And this is from a few days ago.... I believe he blinded out

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 21:10:39

Pick your favorite pokerbabe:

Brandi Hawbaker

Jean Gluck

Erica Schoenberger

Jennicide or....

Chantel McNulty

All of them relatively crazy....

by **Irish Car Bomb** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 21:19:56

maybe Vanessa Rousso (sp?).......but only if she comes with a sock stuffed in her mouth.

by **jemagee** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 21:25:45

No love for jennifer tilly? (I have none but i hear some people find her hot, as long as she don't talk)

by 1 » Tue Jul 10, 2007 21:26:11

hot chicks are a fad

by **Irish Car Bomb** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 22:27:34

The Red Tornado wrote:seke- whats the history with Brandi Hawbaker and the 2+2 forums? She makes a post apologizing for her bad sportmanship at the WSOP and lets people know how sick she's been and she gets flamed for 20 plus pages.

She's a hottie and I wouldve thought the poker nerds would be gushing all over her.

from bluffmagazine
"Brandi Hawbaker Eliminated
Board: Preflop, in middle position, Teddy "Iceman" Monroe raises and Brandi Hawbaker re-raises all in for 11,000. Monroe calls and shows . KQ Hawbaker has A7. The flop brings a K and Q and Hawbaker is out. After the hand: Monroe: "Sorry, Brandi." Hawbaker: "Go **** yourself.""

by **pacino** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 22:28:16

Irish Car Bomb wrote:maybe Vanessa Rousso (sp?).......but only if she comes with a sock stuffed in her mouth.

she doesn't even make sense when she talks

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