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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:37:59

yeah

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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Youseff » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:41:41

JFLNYC wrote:It's a very exciting time to be a Sixers fan. So can we give this "Colangelo is an idiot who's going to ruin everything" narrative a pass for just a little while? It's getting really, really tedious. Can we at least try to enjoy the next couple of days? If and when Colangelo screws the pooch there will be plenty of time to eviscerate him.


Elon Musk said it's very likely that we're living in a computer simulation. I believe Sixers threads are evidence that even advanced civilizations have lazy employees, because our programming doesn't seem diverse. The last 150 pages of Sixers threads is 40% whining about sports reporters not having opinions that 100% congeal with the most passionate Hinkie-Sixer fan, and 40% whining about the Colangelos and hypotheticals that very likely won't happen.
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Wheels Tupay » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:45:43

Squire wrote:Someone give me like 5 names of guys I should be hoping get to 24 or 26 - Valentine, D. Murray, Richardson, Luwawu, Prince? Close enough?


don't worry about them they are getting packaged to move up.
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:49:03

simmons is all in. he DMd my friend who was taking photos of the workout yesterday asking for my friend to send some pics his way.

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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Grotewold » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:49:35

CalvinBall wrote:simmons is all in. he DMd my friend who was taking photos of the workout yesterday asking for my friend to send some pics his way.


send him a photo of us

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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby CFP » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:50:18

Ben Simmons dick pics dot com

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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby pacino » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:52:16

Youseff wrote:
JFLNYC wrote:It's a very exciting time to be a Sixers fan. So can we give this "Colangelo is an idiot who's going to ruin everything" narrative a pass for just a little while? It's getting really, really tedious. Can we at least try to enjoy the next couple of days? If and when Colangelo screws the pooch there will be plenty of time to eviscerate him.


Elon Musk said it's very likely that we're living in a computer simulation. I believe Sixers threads are evidence that even advanced civilizations have lazy employees, because our programming doesn't seem diverse. The last 150 pages of Sixers threads is 40% whining about sports reporters not having opinions that 100% congeal with the most passionate Hinkie-Sixer fan, and 40% whining about the Colangelos and hypotheticals that very likely won't happen.

20% you whining about supposed whiners
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Youseff » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:55:43

yeah, that's the implied joke, goofus. thanks for spelling it out though. crikey.
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby etched Chaos » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:55:55

pacino wrote:
Youseff wrote:
JFLNYC wrote:It's a very exciting time to be a Sixers fan. So can we give this "Colangelo is an idiot who's going to ruin everything" narrative a pass for just a little while? It's getting really, really tedious. Can we at least try to enjoy the next couple of days? If and when Colangelo screws the pooch there will be plenty of time to eviscerate him.


Elon Musk said it's very likely that we're living in a computer simulation. I believe Sixers threads are evidence that even advanced civilizations have lazy employees, because our programming doesn't seem diverse. The last 150 pages of Sixers threads is 40% whining about sports reporters not having opinions that 100% congeal with the most passionate Hinkie-Sixer fan, and 40% whining about the Colangelos and hypotheticals that very likely won't happen.

20% you whining about supposed whiners


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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Woody » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:57:00

1% Youseff using Australian colloquialisms
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Youseff » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:57:45

pacino-bot-2000: can you believe the clowns at Daily News John Smallwood are at it again?
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby MoBettle » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:58:08

Squire wrote:Someone give me like 5 names of guys I should be hoping get to 24 or 26 - Valentine, D. Murray, Richardson, Luwawu, Prince? Close enough?

Seems like all the draftnics like pat mccaw from unlv.
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Wheels Tupay » Wed Jun 22, 2016 09:58:59

CFP wrote:Ben Simmons dick pics dot com


this didn't work.
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby pacino » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:00:14

Youseff wrote:pacino-bot-2000: can you believe the clowns at Daily News John Smallwood are at it again?

i realize you dont live in the area so you may not know this but the Philly papers/CSN still are thought of as important sources of information for lots of people. it's good to know what they're being fed.
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Youseff » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:02:26

pacino wrote:
Youseff wrote:pacino-bot-2000: can you believe the clowns at Daily News John Smallwood are at it again?

i realize you dont live in the area so you may not know this but the Philly papers/CSN still are thought of as important sources of information for lots of people. it's good to know what they're being fed.


lousy Colangelo and his nepotism probably Keith Pompey snake oil Doug McDermott??
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby gr » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:05:50

If Ben Simmons cant unite us, who or what can? Locusts?
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Napalm » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:06:21

pacino wrote:
Youseff wrote:pacino-bot-2000: can you believe the clowns at Daily News John Smallwood are at it again?

i realize you dont live in the area so you may not know this but the Philly papers/CSN still are thought of as important sources of information for lots of people. it's good to know what they're being fed.

i appreciate your angle and glimpse into a perspective i would otherwise not engage but this is the same shit we clown on ptk for so take it in stride

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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby BIGPHILLY » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:06:26

PSUPhilliesPhan wrote:
pacino wrote:those numbers point to Dunn/Simmons being deadly in transition


This is why keeping Nerlens makes sense. Love the idea of Dunn and Simmons sprinting court with Nerlens heading to the rim and Saric trailing. With hopefully a dude like Spike Crabbe sitting in the corner.


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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Soren » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:06:28

man you've like really ratcheted up the whole being a dick angle lately
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Re: draft chaff and Simmons laughs, a summer Sizzlers thred

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:13:06

go sixers!

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