joe table wrote:

wwry wrote:Sam Hinkie: ahaha...remember when evan turner tried to narc us out to the owners for blazing during games?

Brett Brown: what a #$!&@ clown. Josh spit in his face.

(Marc Zumoff and Malik Rose enter)

Marc: its time for weed

Hinkie: Goddamnit, the bowl is cashed and I'm out now

Malik: *Straightens paperclip, scrapes out huge ball of resin through the carb of Hinkie's piece*

Marc: Malik turning garbage into gold!!

joe table wrote:Fade in to Sixers practice facility at 3:30 PM on February 10, 2014. Practice has just ended, but on the second floor above the gym Sam Hinkie is alone in his office in complete darkness, wearing sunglasses and playing Ocarina of time on N64. There is a knock at the door, and a panicked Hinkie dives under his desk. After another knock, Spencer Hawes enters and turns on lights

Hawes: Hey Sam, you in here? Can I talk to you?

Hinkie: *scrambles out from desk* THIS IS A PRIVATE MEETING

Hawes: Listen. I don't want to be a tattle but Tony Wroten showed up late to practice today smellin like some sort of weird campfire. When I asked him what it was he called me a herb and just drank more Code Red

Hinkie: *stares at screensaver*

Hawes: What I'm sayin is I'm concerned there are some criminal elements at work down there in the locker room, and I won't stand for it. I read on Drudge that marijuana money goes right to these messican drug lords who use the money to send more beaners through to mess with American small business. I think we need to institute mandatory drug testing right now, and I've already contacted my union rep to get the ball rolling.

Hinkie: *trades Hawes to Cleveland immediately on his iphone*

wwry wrote:Josh Harris: Sam, i was with you in the beginning but can this really work? can the entire front office smoke dank 24/7 and field a successful team?

Hinkie: *face scrunches up while holding in large hit* we're following the Thunder Model.

td11 wrote:

wwry wrote:Josh Harris: Sam, i was with you in the beginning but can this really work? can the entire front office smoke dank 24/7 and field a successful team?

Hinkie: *face scrunches up while holding in large hit* we're following the Thunder Model.

Also love this one

joe table wrote:Hinkie: *stares at screensaver*

wwry wrote:Malik Rose: while Zoo becomes excitable and jittery from smoking weed my tolerance is much higher due to years of smoking, so i don't get as high.

joe table wrote:

wwry wrote:Malik Rose: while Zoo becomes excitable and jittery from smoking weed my tolerance is much higher due to years of smoking, so i don't get as high.

Paranoid Zumoff: *locks all windows and doors*