Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Thread

Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby wwry » Thu Jul 10, 2014 22:28:12

Marc Zumoff (nervous): i'm really loving this pot but its making me worried. can you become addicted to weed Malik? i don't think i can ever stop. after we finish this fat blunt i wanna smoke a bowl immediately after. am i going to be haunted by this devilish temptress of a plant for the rest of my life? i'm already an old man...

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby joe table » Thu Jul 10, 2014 22:29:50

wwry wrote:Marc Zumoff (nervous): i'm really loving this pot but its making me worried. can you become addicted to weed Malik? i don't think i can ever stop. after we finish this fat blunt i wanna smoke a bowl immediately after. am i going to be haunted by this devilish temptress of a plant for the rest of my life? i'm already an old man...

Malik Rose: pass the blunt

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Jul 10, 2014 22:54:11

I haven't smoked since college but this shit was real funny
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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby CFP » Thu Jul 10, 2014 23:07:55

We need a Sixers fan fiction thread

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Woody » Thu Jul 10, 2014 23:14:25

Sam's love for trees will explain why we have so many centers on the roster in 2016
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Youseff » Thu Jul 10, 2014 23:33:30

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Youseff » Thu Jul 10, 2014 23:35:15

thinking bout calling Noel the Loch Ness Monster cause how he rises out of a sea of men like a prehistoric creature (to dunk). dm for more details.
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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Didn't I? » Fri Jul 11, 2014 00:07:09

Bloch Ness Monster.
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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Gimpy » Fri Jul 11, 2014 00:16:07

The BSG Sixers thread is a pretty unique place on the internet.

Also, I bet Pat Croce had the best bud you've ever seen.

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Youseff » Fri Jul 11, 2014 00:23:35

Didn't I? wrote:Bloch Ness Monster.
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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby wwry » Fri Jul 11, 2014 00:37:26

Brett Brown: have you ever met that 15 year old basketball reporter? he desperately wanted to smoke with me and whipped out a sack full of cat nip

Sam Hinkie: i traded him that catnip in exchange for his pokemon card collection

Brett Brown: *rolling a tight bone* you can't even find anyone to play that shit with you.

Sam Hinkie: the cards are fun to look at and read by myself.
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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Youseff » Fri Jul 11, 2014 00:46:35

:lol:
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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 11, 2014 00:52:27

@HinkieMarijuana
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby mcare89 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 01:51:09

CFP wrote:We need a Sixers fan fiction thread

Feel like the last year of Sixers related discussion has been fan fiction.

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby pacino » Fri Jul 11, 2014 06:49:11

wwry wrote:Brett Brown: have you ever met that 15 year old basketball reporter? he desperately wanted to smoke with me and whipped out a sack full of cat nip

Sam Hinkie: i traded him that catnip in exchange for his pokemon card collection

Brett Brown: *rolling a tight bone* you can't even find anyone to play that #$!&@ with you.

Sam Hinkie: the cards are fun to look at and read by myself.

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Soren » Fri Jul 11, 2014 07:59:18

Malik Rose: Hey Zoo...Zoo.......Zoo (whispering) yo we're on the air
**Mark Zumoff stares, mouth agape, into the distance

Malik Rose: Uh, we're here with Sixers GM Sam Hinkie, what's up Hink?

**Sam Hinkie briefly looks up from his turquoise gameboy color.
Sam Hinkie: Give me a second, just gotta capture this Zaptos

**Mark Zumoff turns his head in the general direction of Hinkie and starts mumbling
Mark Zumoff: I think I died.

**Sam Hinkie turns his head
Sam Hinkie: Hey Zoo (whispering) popcorn's ready

Zumoff responds
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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby MoBettle » Fri Jul 11, 2014 08:34:33

Youseff wrote:thinking bout calling Noel the Loch Ness Monster cause how he rises out of a sea of men like a prehistoric creature (to dunk). dm for more details.


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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Grotewold » Fri Jul 11, 2014 08:45:21

joe table wrote:When I asked him what it was he called me a herb and just drank more Code Red


A lot of gems last night but this one got me for some reason

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby Napalm » Fri Jul 11, 2014 08:49:59

*holds in hit* giggling so hard at these

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Re: Tanking Is Bad and LeBron Is Good: A Sixers/LeBron Threa

Postby td11 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 08:54:23

i could really read a lot more of these

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