Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Grotewold » Sun May 31, 2015 14:24:07

I'm at least 75 percent solar powered

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sun May 31, 2015 15:14:34

"Enrique Iglesias sliced his fingers on a drone"

I think Facebook news feed is just fuckng with me now.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Sun May 31, 2015 15:17:46

"Somebody dies every week in this country from falling out of a golf cart."

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Sun May 31, 2015 16:02:04

decided to check to see if Martin Cooper did really invent the cell phone, as portrayed in that commercial. Well, it's basically sorta true, in that his team at Motorala and an AT&T team were both working simultaneously. However, what's really interesting here is that depiction of the first mobile phone call ("guess what we did!") is sort of true, and is sort of really the way it happened- but it was a phone call to his rival at Bell:

By the 1960s, Bell Labs engineers Richard H. Frenkiel and Joel S. Engel developed the technology that could support Young's design of a cellular network. But as AT&T sought permission from the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to develop a cellular network, a competitor made a bold and cheeky move in 1973.
That competitor was Martin Cooper, who at the time was an executive with Motorola, one of AT&T's competitors. Cooper led a team that designed the first practical cell phone. It was called the Motorola DynaTAC, and it still wasn't a tiny device -- it was 9 inches (22.9 centimeters) long and weighed 2.5 pounds (1.1 kilograms). Cooper decided to make one of the first cellular telephone calls to professional rival Joel Engel at Bell Labs. That's right -- the first cell phone was involved in what some might refer to as a prank call!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby JUburton » Sun May 31, 2015 16:18:19

speech was fine. had some laughs and was complimented throughout the evening. reception was a blast.

in a slight omission from earlier, eem was the dude getting married. all went well.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Sun May 31, 2015 16:20:02

CONGRATS EEEEEEMMMMMMM

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Sun May 31, 2015 16:20:31

JL, how were you complemented? Someone was wearing a color that went well with your tux??

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby JUburton » Sun May 31, 2015 16:21:44

i used the correct complimented!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Sun May 31, 2015 16:24:12

YOU EDITED :spam: :spam2: :dh: :spam2: :spam2: :spam: :spam2: :dh:

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby JUburton » Sun May 31, 2015 16:29:01

I don't see an edited by JUburton, sorry bruh.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Sun May 31, 2015 16:30:42

JUburton wrote:I don't see an edited by JUburton, sorry bruh.



THERE I BOLDED IT FOR YOU

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Grotewold » Sun May 31, 2015 18:05:20

Million dollar weight loss idea: Bring your 18 month old to the pool

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun May 31, 2015 18:06:38

Grotewold wrote:Million dollar weight loss idea: Bring your 18 month old to the pool


And try to fight off the women?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby The Savior » Sun May 31, 2015 20:05:05

congrats eem! awesome news!
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:55:11

Forgot to update my credit card info for my gym and got hit with a $20 late fee. Are you fucking kidding me?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:18:52

that's pretty lame if they do automatic monthly deductions, unless they contacted you several times about it and you ignored them

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby BigEd76 » Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:36:05


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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Woody » Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:42:06

Ed, would ya?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby 702 » Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:42:19

I have no words beyond these

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby BigEd76 » Mon Jun 01, 2015 13:01:24

She still has her dick, so no

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