Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:50:27

i don't see anything weird about her makeup
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Soren » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:56:26

it extends to her cleavage FFS
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:01:41

So over this Bruce Jenner thing already.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby smitty » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:02:27

After service on Sunday, a bunch of us Methodists went to a Sikh Gurudwara in Kent. It was awesome kewl. We are trying to make connections with other religions in our area to encourage understanding and acceptance amongst folks who appear to be very different from us. It turns out our church and the Gurudwara have a lot in common as well as interesting differences.

I have no expectation of changing the world. But I think taking small steps to encourage stuff like peace, love and understanding amongst different religions and cultures is a good thing. Much better in my view, than condemning other people for not being exactly like us.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:22:39

we don't take kindly to people who take kindly to people round here
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby smitty » Tue Jun 02, 2015 13:16:34

Bless you my son.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Jun 02, 2015 14:12:12

Warwick Davis hosts the British version of Hollywood Squares.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Phred » Tue Jun 02, 2015 16:10:22

702 wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:She looks kind of like Ashley Judd

Don't ruin this


I was thinking Courtney Cox.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby BigEd76 » Tue Jun 02, 2015 16:47:49

ReadingPhilly wrote:So over this Bruce Jenner thing already.




Think our boy Bryant is jackin off to them push-up titties already

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Jun 03, 2015 15:38:58

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why do these two confuse me so much

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Jun 03, 2015 17:44:45

how do i convince my mom to stop giving to every charity on the planet? after last week's jamaican lottery scare, I got online access to her bank accounts (I guess I should really get POA to make it legal though). She gets like $1400 a month from SSI and sends out like $500 a month to charities

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Ramon Gris » Wed Jun 03, 2015 19:36:13

Bucky wrote:how do i convince my mom to stop giving to every charity on the planet? after last week's jamaican lottery scare, I got online access to her bank accounts (I guess I should really get POA to make it legal though). She gets like $1400 a month from SSI and sends out like $500 a month to charities


Maybe tell her all the charities are as much of a scam as the Jamaican lottery? Could she volunteer her time instead of her money if she wants to help? Or maybe she has done some really awful shit in her past and the only way she can make herself feel better is to give a third of her money to charity?

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Slowhand » Wed Jun 03, 2015 20:14:57

Ramon Gris wrote:
Bucky wrote:how do i convince my mom to stop giving to every charity on the planet? after last week's jamaican lottery scare, I got online access to her bank accounts (I guess I should really get POA to make it legal though). She gets like $1400 a month from SSI and sends out like $500 a month to charities


Maybe tell her all the charities are as much of a scam as the Jamaican lottery? Could she volunteer her time instead of her money if she wants to help? Or maybe she has done some really awful shit in her past and the only way she can make herself feel better is to give a third of her money to charity?


You mean like giving birth to Bucky? :wink:
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Ramon Gris » Wed Jun 03, 2015 20:40:52

This is the thread where we insult each others' moms, right? Slowhand's mom is SO FAT. . .

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby 1 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 20:54:30

How fat is she?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Ramon Gris » Wed Jun 03, 2015 20:57:26

She don't need internet she already worldwide

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Ramon Gris » Wed Jun 03, 2015 20:58:17

What the fuck am I doing here? I'm so sorry slow hand. I'm sure your mom is lovely.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby 702 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 22:27:12

Coworker(female) dealing with a cute customer across the way, I hand signal to my coworker jokingly to get the customers number for me. She gives me the thumbs up I'm a sarcastic way I thought like yea sure.

I go about my business and 10 min later my coworker comes back showing me her hand with a phone number on it saying she got it. Thinking this is a joke I asked what she did to get it she said my coworker thinks you're cute and wants your number where then she looked over and said sure and had her take the number.



SO......how do I even approach this. What kind of leading text do I send? She doesn't know my name etc..

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Jun 03, 2015 22:30:35

first question, "is kourtney really as much of a bitch as she seems on TV?"

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby BigEd76 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 22:34:54

"Hey, this is ___ from ___ ... the one with the ___ ___."

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