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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:05:47

The Dude wrote:yeah, she's acting weird now, but i don't think the actions then are molestation. The book has been out over a month and nobody noticed til a crazy ass right wing site blew it up


How about spreading the sister's legs to see her vagina? Or masturbating next to her?

That is a little more than kids do weird stuff.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:06:17

I guess, but it's part of a memoir. it's dumb to me that people want to take out a page here or there and make a big deal out of it and write their thinkpieces and analyze her tweets. it's like they never read a book before. no one's giving Michael Chabon the scarlet letter for dumb shit he did in Mysteries of Pittsburgh

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:06:49

i didn't see the masterbating next to her stuff at all
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:09:10

It's so blatantly calculated "look at me" nonsense. I was just as edgy at 8!!
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby z ipper » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:10:43

the guy from fun. did not need this right now

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:13:42

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I guess, but it's part of a memoir. it's dumb to me that people want to take out a page here or there and make a big deal out of it and write their thinkpieces and analyze her tweets. it's like they never read a book before. no one's giving Michael Chabon the scarlet letter for dumb shit he did in Mysteries of Pittsburgh


Isn't that a novel? And it was written nearly 30 years ago.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:13:56

Trent Steele wrote:It's so blatantly calculated "look at me" nonsense. I was just as edgy at 8!!


it really is. the masterbating thing is just horrible though
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:21:03

calvin where is this masterbation thing? i can't find any quotes on it. you just made me do an ebola wash on my kindle
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:29:06

I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me around 5:00 P.M. every day whether she could sleep with me. I put on a big show of saying no, taking pleasure in watching her beg and sulk, but eventually I always relented. Her sticky, muscly little body thrashed beside me every night as I read Anne Sexton, watched reruns of SNL, sometimes even as I slipped my hand into my underwear to figure some stuff out.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:34:19

yeah that is attention and not real
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Tue Nov 04, 2014 00:46:30

The Dude wrote:also this damn squirrel won't leave


Time to release the snake. /PiP
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Tue Nov 04, 2014 00:52:31

jfc, the management for my apartment complex does so many freaking inspections. It's completely ludicrous. And they give you like one day's notice. I'm guessing they just want to make sure nobody's cooking meth, but I'm SICK OF THIS
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Tue Nov 04, 2014 01:39:43

I just want to call out sick tomorrow (today, I guess) and watch X-Files all day, but I just finished up a week of PTO and am already behind on stuff.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Tue Nov 04, 2014 01:44:13

almost dropped gloves at the bar. dude behind me apparently is a fast-pitch softball pitcher and was telling his tablemates about how the "black" of home plate is part of the plate and should be called a strike. Some lines you just can't cross with me

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Nov 04, 2014 03:13:45

Slowhand wrote:
The Dude wrote:also this damn squirrel won't leave

Time to release the snake.

Then he'll have a snake that won't leave
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Tue Nov 04, 2014 08:51:50

Then you release the falcon, duh
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Tue Nov 04, 2014 08:52:16

Houshphandzadeh wrote:kids do weird stuff


Yea. She was 7.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Tue Nov 04, 2014 08:53:53

should have kept reading the thread. probably would have commented differently had I seen then "HEY I MASTURBATED WITH MY SISTER" comment.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Nov 04, 2014 09:14:27

Bucky wrote:almost dropped gloves at the bar. dude behind me apparently is a fast-pitch softball pitcher and was telling his tablemates about how the "black" of home plate is part of the plate and should be called a strike. Some lines you just can't cross with me


in slow pitch i always argue for the black to count as a strike. sucks when the plate isn't in the ground correctly and it hits the black and is called a ball. even though the black is techincally not the plate(should be under dirt)

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Nov 04, 2014 09:33:58

I need to point out masturbation doesn't have an 'e' and I'm okay with the kind of person that makes me.
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