Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Tue Oct 21, 2014 14:19:19

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Tue Oct 21, 2014 14:25:21

My wife is burned out on the house/contractors logistics and may lose her shit

I need to contain this

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby JUburton » Tue Oct 21, 2014 14:31:02

Was gonna ask if this is something you just ignore ever happened and take to your grave.

Probably could get a nice discount in exchange for not giving a 1 star 'PAINTER USED MY HOUSE AS HIS PERSONAL DICK CANVAS' yelp review.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Tue Oct 21, 2014 14:31:52

JUburton wrote:a 1 star 'PAINTER USED MY HOUSE AS HIS PERSONAL DICK CANVAS' yelp review.


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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby z ipper » Tue Oct 21, 2014 14:40:07

Grotewold wrote:My wife is burned out on the house/contractors logistics and may lose her shit


we're doing this crap too and my wife is knocked up. not the best of times.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Tue Oct 21, 2014 14:41:04

z ipper wrote:
Grotewold wrote:My wife is burned out on the house/contractors logistics and may lose her shit


we're doing this crap too and my wife is knocked up. not the best of times.


hmmm
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Oct 21, 2014 15:27:46

When we were house shopping, our realtor told us several stories of walking in on people going at it. It probably happens a lot--couple gets divorced, needs to sell house, realtor makes arrangements with one of them to show the house, word somehow doesn't get to the other, who decides to use the house for a nooner.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Oct 21, 2014 15:56:32

Renee Zellweger's new face. :q

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Tue Oct 21, 2014 16:02:01

I mean, I doubt that even her friends would recognize her. I can imagine some super awkward conversations there

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Oct 21, 2014 16:09:14

about 150-200 dudes on atvs and dirt bikes went storming down broad street, followed by 20 cars with women hanging out of them yelling something about terrell.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Oct 21, 2014 16:36:35

ReadingPhilly wrote:about 150-200 dudes on atvs and dirt bikes went storming down broad street, followed by 20 cars with women hanging out of them yelling something about terrell.

TO?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Tue Oct 21, 2014 16:49:45

Theyr'e driving all over philly, action news is covering it. driving on the sidewalks too
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Oct 21, 2014 16:51:52

lol what is happening??

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Oct 21, 2014 17:01:54

there are a lot of them and they are nutso. one guy parked his dirt bike at the intersection i was waiting at and started yelling at someone who dared inch forward in their car while the light was green. would be surprised if none of them got run over at some point.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Oct 21, 2014 17:05:11

ReadingPhilly wrote:yelling something about terrell.


Action News has learned that many of the riders were at a funeral for a fellow dirt biker, Kyrell Tyler, who was killed in a shooting last week.


close but no cigar.

police trying to get them off the streets but won't chase them. it was definitely unsafe for other drivers when i saw them.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Oct 21, 2014 17:13:18

Running over people too.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby phatj » Tue Oct 21, 2014 17:42:24

ReadingPhilly wrote:there are a lot of them and they are nutso. one guy parked his dirt bike at the intersection i was waiting at and started yelling at someone who dared inch forward in their car while the light was green. would be surprised if none of them got run over at some point.

Did they have funeral procession flags?

Speaking of which, funeral processions are the worst.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Tue Oct 21, 2014 18:00:17

MAYBE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE DEAD
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby PrattRules » Tue Oct 21, 2014 20:27:43

Doll Is Mine wrote:Renee Zellweger's new face. :q

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Between this and Grote's horny contractors, it makes for an interesting random thoughts day.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Tue Oct 21, 2014 20:35:14

sometimes i feel like grote goes to Brazzer's fantasy camp
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