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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby PrattRules » Tue Oct 21, 2014 20:39:55

His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Oct 21, 2014 20:52:19

Groteworld 2014
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Werthless » Tue Oct 21, 2014 21:09:24

phatj wrote:Did they have funeral procession flags?

Lol

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby 1 » Tue Oct 21, 2014 21:59:30

Facebook friend named his daughter Collins.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Tue Oct 21, 2014 22:24:26

The Dude wrote:sometimes i feel like grote goes to Brazzer's fantasy camp


But my card is declined

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby SK790 » Tue Oct 21, 2014 22:55:49

The Dude wrote:sometimes i feel like grote goes to Brazzer's fantasy camp

really
I like teh waether

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Wed Oct 22, 2014 08:49:22

Painter texted out sick

Now I'm fucked

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Wed Oct 22, 2014 08:50:48

is the cleaning lady gonna be there today? I'll paint for free

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 08:52:56

Painter invites a nurse over to "check his vitals"

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Wed Oct 22, 2014 08:53:14

Grotewold wrote:Painter texted out sick

Now I'm fucked

herpes?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Wed Oct 22, 2014 08:54:02

Bucky wrote:is the cleaning lady gonna be there today? I'll paint for free


Nah the house is all clean, assuming the enamel prohibits assprints

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Wed Oct 22, 2014 08:58:07

I have no idea how I'd be able to not say something about it at some point.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Wed Oct 22, 2014 08:58:37

he did, just not to wifey

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Wed Oct 22, 2014 09:01:47

Slowhand wrote:I have no idea how I'd be able to not say something about it at some point.


Probably gonna need to now. I was just hoping he'd finish (again) on time and my wife could just have a laff about it

Coincidentally the floor guy said his car broke down so now he can't come next week

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Wed Oct 22, 2014 09:33:36

grotes sex house

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Wed Oct 22, 2014 09:45:50

is Brandon sex haver davies your painter?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Wed Oct 22, 2014 09:46:35

This guy's more of a lanky Jim Lynam

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 09:49:30

Grotewold wrote:This guy's more of a lanky Jim Lynam

turning garbage into gold!!
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Wed Oct 22, 2014 09:53:47

td11 wrote:
Grotewold wrote:This guy's more of a lanky Jim Lynam

turning garbage into gold!!

gross

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Wed Oct 22, 2014 09:56:51

Jimmy assures me he'll be in tomorrow. Would be pretty dumb not to, he's about an hour of work away from half his pay

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