Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby SK790 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 01:32:24

PrattRules wrote:Every time I wake up 10-20 minutes before my alarm goes off, I figure "hell, i'm going back to bed," only to wake up 3 minutes later in a panic thinking I overslept. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

This happens to me so I just stopped trying to go back to sleep...
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 05, 2014 08:48:39

switched to a light alarm. It's amazing.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby JUburton » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:25:51

Yesterday I stepped foot in my childhood home for the last time, found out our neighbor was arrested for child porn, and my brother told us he's bi. Also voted, blink on my tip Corbett. wat a day.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:29:19

that's rad, how old is your brother?
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:29:38

is he single?
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:29:46

asking for a friend
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:31:44

Soren wrote:switched to a light alarm. It's amazing.

tell me more about this
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby JUburton » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:31:49

26/m/y

must like video games and dudes with vampire like complexion

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:32:20

JUburton wrote:Yesterday I stepped foot in my childhood home for the last time, found out our neighbor was arrested for child porn, and my brother told us he's bi. Also voted, blink on my tip Corbett. wat a day.



geez. some day.

how you hanging with all that news?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:32:26

RIP bury me

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby JUburton » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:32:37

td11 wrote:
Soren wrote:switched to a light alarm. It's amazing.

tell me more about this
i kinda want one of these. seems boss in the winter.

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-HF3500-60 ... ight+alarm

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:33:57

Houshphandzadeh wrote:RIP bury me


huh? confirmed?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:35:22

just talking about bloodsucking bi dudes who like video games

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby JUburton » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:39:53

CalvinBall wrote:
JUburton wrote:Yesterday I stepped foot in my childhood home for the last time, found out our neighbor was arrested for child porn, and my brother told us he's bi. Also voted, blink on my tip Corbett. wat a day.



geez. some day.

how you hanging with all that news?
knew the first was coming of course which was a little weird but i don't put a lot of emotional weight on objects so it's like my mom already passed, my dad already basically lives with someone else (which is also totally fine) so the house was like whatever. neighbor was a total fucking asshole who is a terrible parent...like he was not even taking his children to school and i'm glad he's going away for something. it seems the kids are doing better with their grandparents. i do think that being attracted to minors isn't exactly a choice and is stigmatized to the point where people don't get help for it like they should but as a grown person you have to be able to separate compulsion and morality as propagating child porn is disgusting.

re: my brother i feel my reaction wasn't a lot but that's really my general disposition with just about anything and it wasn't 'oh i cant believe it, i have nothing to say' and more 'its 2014 and i dont give a shit as long as youre happy. i will continue making fun of you for being a huge nerd, not for who you are attracted to'

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:40:27

JUburton wrote:
td11 wrote:
Soren wrote:switched to a light alarm. It's amazing.

tell me more about this
i kinda want one of these. seems boss in the winter.

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-HF3500-60 ... ight+alarm

I slept through alarm klaxons for incoming mortar fire, and subsequent mortar fire. A gentle beep and simulated sunrise ain't an option. I need an alarm clock able to scare me awake but not so bad that I piss-shit my pants every morning.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:43:13

WheelsFellOff wrote:
JUburton wrote:
td11 wrote:
Soren wrote:switched to a light alarm. It's amazing.

tell me more about this
i kinda want one of these. seems boss in the winter.

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-HF3500-60 ... ight+alarm

I slept through alarm klaxons for incoming mortar fire, and subsequent mortar fire. A gentle beep and simulated sunrise ain't an option. I need an alarm clock able to scare me awake but not so bad that I piss-shit my pants every morning.

yea really, gentle beep and sunrise. what am i an 8 yr old princess.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:44:58

WheelsFellOff wrote:
JUburton wrote:
td11 wrote:
Soren wrote:switched to a light alarm. It's amazing.

tell me more about this
i kinda want one of these. seems boss in the winter.

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-HF3500-60 ... ight+alarm

I slept through alarm klaxons for incoming mortar fire, and subsequent mortar fire. A gentle beep and simulated sunrise ain't an option. I need an alarm clock able to scare me awake but not so bad that I piss-shit my pants every morning.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:46:43

Would save money on cat food I guess.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:59:46

Napalm wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:
JUburton wrote:
td11 wrote:
Soren wrote:switched to a light alarm. It's amazing.

tell me more about this
i kinda want one of these. seems boss in the winter.

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-HF3500-60 ... ight+alarm

I slept through alarm klaxons for incoming mortar fire, and subsequent mortar fire. A gentle beep and simulated sunrise ain't an option. I need an alarm clock able to scare me awake but not so bad that I #$!&@ my pants every morning.

yea really, gentle beep and sunrise. what am i an 8 yr old princess.


stay clear of JUB's (ex) neighbor

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby TomatoPie » Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:10:40

td11 wrote:domesticate a rooster


Sounds like the polite way to say f a duck
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