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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Tue Nov 04, 2014 09:37:06

WheelsFellOff wrote:I need to point out masturbation doesn't have an 'e' and I'm okay with the kind of person that makes me.

it was bugging me too
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Tue Nov 04, 2014 09:37:41

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I guess, but it's part of a memoir. it's dumb to me that people want to take out a page here or there and make a big deal out of it and write their thinkpieces and analyze her tweets.


Yeah I read that book a couple weeks ago and didn't think anything of it

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:00:43

WheelsFellOff wrote:I need to point out masturbation doesn't have an 'e' and I'm okay with the kind of person that makes me.


I mean, my phone autocorrects it for me during relevant searches
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:02:39

Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:33:18

Grotewold wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I guess, but it's part of a memoir. it's dumb to me that people want to take out a page here or there and make a big deal out of it and write their thinkpieces and analyze her tweets.


Yeah I read that book a couple weeks ago and didn't think anything of it


what do you think now?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:41:55

CalvinBall wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I guess, but it's part of a memoir. it's dumb to me that people want to take out a page here or there and make a big deal out of it and write their thinkpieces and analyze her tweets.


Yeah I read that book a couple weeks ago and didn't think anything of it


what do you think now?


What's changed?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:43:19

maybe you got to think about it a bit more

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:50:39

CalvinBall wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I guess, but it's part of a memoir. it's dumb to me that people want to take out a page here or there and make a big deal out of it and write their thinkpieces and analyze her tweets.


Yeah I read that book a couple weeks ago and didn't think anything of it


what do you think now?


I think you would like to masturbate with Lena Dunham's sister
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:53:00

so what is it you think about it, cal? three days in the pillory?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:56:00

i think she should be a tad more apologetic about it and understanding that maybe it was wrong as opposed to it didnt fuck her up so what.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby drsmooth » Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:14:54

WheelsFellOff wrote:I need to point out masturbation doesn't have an 'e' and I'm okay with the kind of person that makes me.


the kind of person that makes me masturbate typically is negligibly clothed, has pert breasts and no evident penis

(TMI?)
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:26:31

drsmooth wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:I need to point out masturbation doesn't have an 'e' and I'm okay with the kind of person that makes me.


the kind of person that makes me masturbate typically is negligibly clothed, has pert breasts and no evident penis

(TMI?)

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby pacino » Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:30:05

just found the most English-looking actress ever, Sally Hawkins
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:53:02

when I die bury me in heather graham's cleavage circa boogie nights
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:57:00

Soren wrote:when I die bury me in heather graham's cleavage circa boogie nights



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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:01:06

Heather Graham in boogie nights. When she comes out on the roller skates buck naked. Sweet Jesus.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:05:33

guys it's before noon on a tuesday we can't do this
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:05:54

Soren wrote:when I die bury me in heather graham's cleavage circa boogie nights

:ce:
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:07:00

but if we're gonna continue, halle berry in swordfish and that other movie. trent's favorite actress in sin city.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:09:02

td11 wrote:guys it's before noon on a tuesday we can't do this

Gotta whole hour before I need to stand up to leave for lunch.
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