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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:52:58

wife and I came to a truce. I will not subject her to any more Marc Maron and she will not play any Jack Johnson in my presence.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Mon Nov 03, 2014 12:10:04

sounds like you guys have alliteration issues

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Nov 03, 2014 12:10:57

Soren wrote:wife and I came to a truce. I will not subject her to any more Marc Maron and she will not play any Jack Johnson in my presence.

win win for the whole team

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Soren » Mon Nov 03, 2014 12:21:55

wtf podcast is basically vaginal desiccant
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Mon Nov 03, 2014 20:56:38

The nanny is away this week so the in laws are staying here. How long would powdering glass into their meals take

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:26:16

Lena Dunham molesting her sister and being mad people are mad about it is a really bizarre development in the Lena Dunham story.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:30:35

i'm having a hard time seeing what she did as a 7 year old as molestation. i may not have read everything though.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:37:32

Seven year olds can still molest people, no?

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby PrattRules » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:41:33

CalvinBall wrote:Seven year olds can still molest people, no?


amongst other things
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:41:54

I find her repulsive in every way. The story is strange, but I find her reaction even more strange.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:43:18

should i google this reprobate or is it not worth it?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:44:14

Not worth it
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:46:30

CalvinBall wrote:Seven year olds can still molest people, no?


that's not what i'm really saying, i don't know if it's molestation. it's weird but i feel like molestation is something worse than that
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:52:57

I don think its molestation in the traditional sense but there was only one possible reaction to including this passage (unnecessarily I would add) and that is exactly the reaction she is getting. So she's either stupid (no) or she is being intentionally provocative (yes) which is why I find her backpeddling surprising.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:53:06

As she grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a “motorcycle chick.” Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just “relax on me.” Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.


Pretty gross

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:55:07

kids do weird stuff

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Nov 03, 2014 22:55:51

Houshphandzadeh wrote:kids do weird stuff


Only psychopaths write about it later
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby pacino » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:01:49

I dont even know what's going on. Glad I never got in on Girls
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:02:15

yeah, she's acting weird now, but i don't think the actions then are molestation. The book has been out over a month and nobody noticed til a crazy ass right wing site blew it up
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby The Dude » Mon Nov 03, 2014 23:03:31

also this damn squirrel won't leave
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