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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Thu Oct 23, 2014 22:18:22

swishnicholson wrote:If all of jersey's post were gather between hard covers, I wonder how long that book would be.


Don't judge it by its oblong aluminum cover

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby 1 » Thu Oct 23, 2014 23:13:42

been on the phone with toys r us customer service for 36 minutes and counting. "ella" is trying to charge me 21 dollars for something i tried to order for 5.29.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Oct 23, 2014 23:20:39

Oh, fuck that bitch!
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby pacino » Thu Oct 23, 2014 23:27:36

Was never a fan of ella
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby SK790 » Fri Oct 24, 2014 04:41:03

PrattRules wrote:What up Friday thread? I'm going to Isaac Newton's and playing disc golf tomorrow.

this post may have just changed my plans to do a long run tomorrow into what will likely be the last disc golf outing until the spring. it's impossible to play here in the winter unless you bring a ton of towels to wipe your discs off because it never dries and everything is muddy.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Oct 24, 2014 08:44:11

How many is a lot of piccolo players.

Two would seem like a lot to me.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Oct 24, 2014 08:46:00

Thanks for deleting your post and making me look like a crazy person.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:14:13

The paint job looks amazing and he's throwing in the shutters and chairs for free now, and the house is like spit shine clean.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:31:42

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby drsmooth » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:34:28

Grotewold wrote:spit shine clean


in context, hmmm
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:36:28

drsmooth wrote:
Grotewold wrote:spit shine clean


in context, hmmm


Oh my

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby drsmooth » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:38:11

WheelsFellOff wrote:How many is a lot of piccolo players.

Two would seem like a lot to me.


A flutter of piccolos

that's what you call a number of piccolos

that's what I say

You don't need more than 2 though, and should be able to get by with 1. Get a flute player to double if you somehow need more.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby ashton » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:41:33

You should name your piccolo Jenny.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:46:24

ashton wrote:You should name your piccolo Jenny.


i have some records of a band "Jenny Piccolo"

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Phred » Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:07:03

ashton wrote:You should name your piccolo Jenny.


or Brianna (I would say Brian but a piccolo should be a chick)
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:10:23

jamiethekiller wrote:
ashton wrote:You should name your piccolo Jenny.


i have some records of a band "Jenny Piccolo"


Yes, and also Happy Days, and also the original question I responded to.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:47:39

Phred wrote:
ashton wrote:You should name your piccolo Jenny.


or Brianna (I would say Brian but a piccolo should be a chick)




Funny thing--Brian's Song doesn't seem to feature the piccolo. Maybe it's there, but I think that's a flute.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Oct 24, 2014 17:31:45

The remains found in VA are those of Hannah Graham

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Slowhand » Fri Oct 24, 2014 18:07:37

Read that as Heather Graham
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby phatj » Sat Oct 25, 2014 06:44:26

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I dunno, I think this just looks like it would be a really unpleasant ride.
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