Wheels Tupay wrote:fuck it, gonna have pizza with my coffee

dipping pizza in your coffee. bold manuever

panera offers a cool "rapid pick up service", where you order online, walk in, and your food is there on a shelf with your name on it. Just grab & go. Gotta wonder how long that will last until people start wandering in off the street and grabbing free food.

PTOOEY, was this considered???

I've been holed up in my house all weekend with some sort of weird stomach bug illness. Interment, really sharp pains in my stomach and just feeling like general ass. Of course it happens on a perfect fall weekend.

On the upside, I watched both episodes of that Foo Fighters HBO show, which is great even if you don't like that band, as well as rewatching Wet Hot American Summer for the first time in like 10 years, which is amazing to see all the stars in it--but why didn't that smoking hot Katie girl go on to more?

sound like ebola

even worse, could be stinkbugs

EndlessSummer wrote:I've been holed up in my house all weekend with some sort of weird stomach bug illness. Interment, really sharp pains in my stomach and just feeling like general ass. Of course it happens on a perfect fall weekend.

On the upside, I watched both episodes of that Foo Fighters HBO show, which is great even if you don't like that band, as well as rewatching Wet Hot American Summer for the first time in like 10 years, which is amazing to see all the stars in it--but why didn't that smoking hot Katie girl go on to more?

Read that as internment and was like damn dude, you do have HBO

Father-in-law bought me a Pink Floyd shirt he found on sale at Boscov's and a hard cider during his vacation in Vermont. It's like he knows me

SK790 wrote:even worse, could be stinkbugs

I am not having dramatic stinkbug problems so far this year. Ladybug encounters are definitely on the rise, but they don't drunkenly slam into my head at night or vent noxious butt odors that attract more of their kind.

I swept a bunch of leaves out of out the garage yesterday, and as I was getting ready to finish up, I noticed the pile was rustling and moving. I started pushing aoart the leaves and there was about a pile of stink bugs at the bottom all wriggling around. About half of them we're on there backs pathetically wiggling trying to flip over. I scooped up the pile of stink bus and leaves and dumped it all into the fire pit. Burn mother fuckers.

Also, we have these sons of bitches now in our yard.

The Dude wrote:Father-in-law bought me a Pink Floyd shirt he found on sale at Boscov's and a hard cider during his vacation in Vermont. It's like he knows me

Wear and drink em at Black Bike Week

Stomach still messed up so I called my doctor. First question: "have you been outside the US in the last 21 days?"

Hope they have wifi in quarantine, you guys.

EndlessSummer wrote:Stomach still messed up so I called my doctor. First question: "have you been outside the US in the last 21 days?"

Hope they have wifi in quarantine, you guys.

That's...I don't even know

that's the protocol now, as per CDC, for anyone who reports a fever.

WheelsFellOff wrote:

SK790 wrote:even worse, could be stinkbugs

I am not having dramatic stinkbug problems so far this year. Ladybug encounters are definitely on the rise, but they don't drunkenly slam into my head at night or vent noxious butt odors that attract more of their kind.

Ladybugs are good bugs!

SK790 wrote:

WheelsFellOff wrote:

SK790 wrote:even worse, could be stinkbugs

I am not having dramatic stinkbug problems so far this year. Ladybug encounters are definitely on the rise, but they don't drunkenly slam into my head at night or vent noxious butt odors that attract more of their kind.

Ladybugs are good bugs!

Yes, haven't seen a single aphid all fall.

anyone have a ouija board I can borrow

how about a magic 8 ball

Bucky wrote:that's the protocol now, as per CDC, for anyone who reports a fever.

If I understand the sequence of events, ES merely called, and "the first question...", etc

my friend went to the eye doctor this morning, and the first question they asked was if he had been in west africa in the last 3 weeks or been in contact with someone who had been in africa in the last 3 weeks

WheelsFellOff wrote:... vent noxious butt odors ...

What a med I take makes me do at an alarming rate and unimaginable quantity.

(6 months from now) "Why my wife left me" or "why the house asploded".