The Dude wrote:someone just bought my used bathing suit on ebay. feel kind of gross about it

Jonah Hill needed something to go with the fish boots that he bought?

Why were you selling it eBay?

i started cleaning out all this old crap in my house, and it's become very satisfying to watch all this stuff disappear and fund my fan duel

5 things i learned selling my used panties on the internet

yeah, so it's creeper fodder. sleep well, the dude

did you at least "autograph" them?

(THAT'S HUMOR, PAL!)

Bucky wrote:5 things i learned selling my used panties on the internet

yeah, so it's creeper fodder. sleep well, the dude

incredible. people are gross.

well, i'm flattered

Bucky wrote:be the good house in the neighborhood.

alright behind the eight ball there

422 back to Philly is always unbearable.

Bucky wrote:

Grotewold wrote:

BigEd76 wrote:

Grotewold wrote:How much candy do you buy for a busy Halloween street and how do you dole it out

Buy stuff that you'd eat if (when) there are leftovers
Hand out 1-2 pieces to everyone in the first couple hours
Hand out 2-3 pieces to the later people
Turn off lights around 8:30
Eat candy

Preciate it

go to BJ's (/PiP) and buy a case of FULL SIZE bars. be the good house in the neighborhood.

As a parent of small children, I do not agree that those are the good houses

SCREW THE PARENTS UP WITH KIDZ

The Dude wrote:i started cleaning out all this old crap in my house, and it's become very satisfying to watch all this stuff disappear and fund my fan duel

adds special new meaning to "betting your shorts"

CalvinBall wrote:

Bucky wrote:5 things i learned selling my used panties on the internet

yeah, so it's creeper fodder. sleep well, the dude

incredible. people are gross.

you're sending strangers DNA "swabs"

sure, the risk of winding up on the wrong end of a serial murderer investigation down the line is slim, but....take note, all you would-be mystery/suspense novel writers

Grotewold wrote:

Bucky wrote:be the good house in the neighborhood.

alright behind the eight ball there

But once you do, you become the old man on the boardwalk who feeds the seagulls. Every year kids will flock to your home for supersize candy.

phatj wrote:

Bucky wrote:

Grotewold wrote:

BigEd76 wrote:

Grotewold wrote:How much candy do you buy for a busy Halloween street and how do you dole it out

Buy stuff that you'd eat if (when) there are leftovers
Hand out 1-2 pieces to everyone in the first couple hours
Hand out 2-3 pieces to the later people
Turn off lights around 8:30
Eat candy

Preciate it

go to BJ's (/PiP) and buy a case of FULL SIZE bars. be the good house in the neighborhood.

As a parent of small children, I do not agree that those are the good houses

When my kids get full sized bars, we take them and put them in the freezer. Then my wife and I eat them at some later date. My kids are 8 and 11 and don't need to be eating full sized bars, especially since they are getting so much other crap.

Phred wrote:When my kids get full sized bars, we take them and put them in the freezer. Then my wife and I eat them

brutal

ban this sick fuck already

Grotewold wrote:

Phred wrote:When my kids get full sized bars, we take them and put them in the freezer. Then my wife and I eat them

brutal

Sometimes, we make them watch.

You make one watch while you cannibalize the other one? May God have mercy...