...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby phatj » Fri Nov 01, 2013 14:44:45

CalvinBall wrote:
phatj wrote:Who are you?



just a guy, having a blast on a friday night.

No, that was a question to ask Bob Woodward
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby Woody » Fri Nov 01, 2013 14:58:45

CalvinBall wrote:seing bob woodward speak tonight. any questions i should ask him?


does he stand up to wipe like a savage, or do it sitting down?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby phatj » Fri Nov 01, 2013 15:03:39

DO IT
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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby Bucky » Fri Nov 01, 2013 15:54:42

CalvinBall wrote:seing bob woodward speak tonight. any questions i should ask him?


"don't you think that dustin hoffman should have portrayed you, and robert redford was better suited for bernstein?"

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby Woody » Fri Nov 01, 2013 16:03:39

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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Nov 01, 2013 16:10:28

that's from that one macgyver ep

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby Woody » Fri Nov 01, 2013 16:23:32

you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby SK790 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 20:24:53

mickbayne wrote:
SK790 wrote:My roommates want me to create a halloween playlist, but halloween music kinda suck. Maybe I'll just play Rob Zombie albums, that'll teach em.

Just put both of Ghost's (errrr I guess they're Ghost BC now) albums on shuffle/repeat.

I did this.

Cool story:

My roommates went out to this horrible dive bar by our place because they have a beer pong tournament every Thursday and they give out like $200 if you win. They ended up tied for second after round robin, but got left out of the championship game. My one roommate was asking why this was the case, and the guy who owns the bar(he was wasted) gets the bouncers to drag him out by the neck. Outside, he was talking to the bouncers asking what he did wrong. My other roommate is doing the same thing to another security guard, the security guard threatens to mace him. He responds "So, you're going to mace me?", he maces him. While all of this was going on the girlfriend of maced roommate is taking videos. Third bouncer comes over, takes her phone, pushes he to the ground, and deletes the video.

Cops came and basically backed up the security guards. Nobody got arrested or anything confiscated and they were allowed to drive home even though the cops told them they were all drunk(they were buzzed, but not completely shitfaced or anything). They're all obviously pissed. I'm glad I decided to stay home and play FIFA. Anyone have any advice on what they should do about it?
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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 21:52:21

Are you kidding me. CSN just showed the PA Lottery "12 days of Christmas" commercial. It's November fucking 1st

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby SK790 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 22:08:32

I put up my Christmas tree this afternoon *shrugs*
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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby Woody » Fri Nov 01, 2013 23:01:09

you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Nov 01, 2013 23:23:34

SK790 wrote:
mickbayne wrote:
SK790 wrote:My roommates want me to create a halloween playlist, but halloween music kinda suck. Maybe I'll just play Rob Zombie albums, that'll teach em.

Just put both of Ghost's (errrr I guess they're Ghost BC now) albums on shuffle/repeat.

I did this.

Cool story:

My roommates went out to this horrible dive bar by our place because they have a beer pong tournament every Thursday and they give out like $200 if you win. They ended up tied for second after round robin, but got left out of the championship game. My one roommate was asking why this was the case, and the guy who owns the bar(he was wasted) gets the bouncers to drag him out by the neck. Outside, he was talking to the bouncers asking what he did wrong. My other roommate is doing the same thing to another security guard, the security guard threatens to mace him. He responds "So, you're going to mace me?", he maces him. While all of this was going on the girlfriend of maced roommate is taking videos. Third bouncer comes over, takes her phone, pushes he to the ground, and deletes the video.

Cops came and basically backed up the security guards. Nobody got arrested or anything confiscated and they were allowed to drive home even though the cops told them they were all drunk(they were buzzed, but not completely shitfaced or anything). They're all obviously pissed. I'm glad I decided to stay home and play FIFA. Anyone have any advice on what they should do about it?


Don't go back to that bar?
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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Nov 01, 2013 23:52:48

Bucky wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:seing bob woodward speak tonight. any questions i should ask him?


"don't you think that dustin hoffman should have portrayed you, and robert redford was better suited for bernstein?"


He did get asked what he thought when he found out Redford would be paying him.

He said a lot of women wound up disappointed.

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby SK790 » Sat Nov 02, 2013 00:51:03

swishnicholson wrote:
SK790 wrote:
mickbayne wrote:
SK790 wrote:My roommates want me to create a halloween playlist, but halloween music kinda suck. Maybe I'll just play Rob Zombie albums, that'll teach em.

Just put both of Ghost's (errrr I guess they're Ghost BC now) albums on shuffle/repeat.

I did this.

Cool story:

My roommates went out to this horrible dive bar by our place because they have a beer pong tournament every Thursday and they give out like $200 if you win. They ended up tied for second after round robin, but got left out of the championship game. My one roommate was asking why this was the case, and the guy who owns the bar(he was wasted) gets the bouncers to drag him out by the neck. Outside, he was talking to the bouncers asking what he did wrong. My other roommate is doing the same thing to another security guard, the security guard threatens to mace him. He responds "So, you're going to mace me?", he maces him. While all of this was going on the girlfriend of maced roommate is taking videos. Third bouncer comes over, takes her phone, pushes he to the ground, and deletes the video.

Cops came and basically backed up the security guards. Nobody got arrested or anything confiscated and they were allowed to drive home even though the cops told them they were all drunk(they were buzzed, but not completely shitfaced or anything). They're all obviously pissed. I'm glad I decided to stay home and play FIFA. Anyone have any advice on what they should do about it?


Don't go back to that bar?

obvi. think they're going to try to call the police about it or something.
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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby PrattRules » Sat Nov 02, 2013 01:19:12

BigEd76 wrote:Are you kidding me. CSN just showed the PA Lottery "12 days of Christmas" commercial. It's November fucking 1st


I hate this for several reasons.

1. As you mentioned, we have two months to go until Christmas.
2. The commercial has been on the air for 25 fucking years.
3. It sucks.
4. I don't want a lottery card as my Christmas gift.

Happy Holidays, Rita. More like go fuck yourself, Rita.
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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby drsmooth » Sat Nov 02, 2013 01:47:53

Woody wrote:http://www.reddit.com/r/boobsorkittens/


happily it seems rigged to be an unfair "fight"
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat Nov 02, 2013 02:02:03

Woody wrote:http://www.reddit.com/r/boobsorkittens/

Basically sums up the internet
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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Nov 02, 2013 02:12:05

SK790 wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:
SK790 wrote:I did this.

Cool story:

My roommates went out to this horrible dive bar by our place because they have a beer pong tournament every Thursday and they give out like $200 if you win. They ended up tied for second after round robin, but got left out of the championship game. My one roommate was asking why this was the case, and the guy who owns the bar(he was wasted) gets the bouncers to drag him out by the neck. Outside, he was talking to the bouncers asking what he did wrong. My other roommate is doing the same thing to another security guard, the security guard threatens to mace him. He responds "So, you're going to mace me?", he maces him. While all of this was going on the girlfriend of maced roommate is taking videos. Third bouncer comes over, takes her phone, pushes he to the ground, and deletes the video.

Cops came and basically backed up the security guards. Nobody got arrested or anything confiscated and they were allowed to drive home even though the cops told them they were all drunk(they were buzzed, but not completely shitfaced or anything). They're all obviously pissed. I'm glad I decided to stay home and play FIFA. Anyone have any advice on what they should do about it?


Don't go back to that bar?

obvi. think they're going to try to call the police about it or something.

What's the upside to going to the police? I mean, I guess the downside isn't huge either, but good lord most police departments aren't gonna give a shit about this.

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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby WheelsFellOff » Sat Nov 02, 2013 07:00:16

PrattRules wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:Are you kidding me. CSN just showed the PA Lottery "12 days of Christmas" commercial. It's November fucking 1st


I hate this for several reasons.

1. As you mentioned, we have two months to go until Christmas.
2. The commercial has been on the air for 25 fucking years.
3. It sucks.
4. I don't want a lottery card as my Christmas gift.

5. CASH 5!
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Re: ...and the RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD's in the river

Postby Slowhand » Sat Nov 02, 2013 07:30:19

Now all I want to do is watch MacGyver all day long.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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