Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby The Dude » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:17:37

swishnicholson wrote:
The Dude wrote:i was just using 100 years as a long period of time. i should have used a longer period. again, there saying it's possible oat some point in the future. the way people train now and in the future will make the increases much faster than in more "recent" history.


I tracked down the article and, after I got sidetracked by the "seven amazing facts about the penis" one, found that basically it was saying that the human legs could survive being exposed to more force that then thought they could, which they had felt was a limitation on how fast humans could run. The only problem still to surmount was how to actually move the legs faster in order to approach this amount of force. That seems like quite a problem.


there's like 100 press articles on it, so i'm not sure about the penis article you're mentioning. I saw the actual journal article when it was published like 3 years ago and it was pretty interesting. Not sure if it's available online for free
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby td11 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:33:09

barry hasn't logged in/posted in 10 days, lil worried here.

he's still tweeting like a champion tho at least
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:13:16

td11 wrote:barry hasn't logged in/posted in 10 days, lil worried here.

he's still tweeting like a champion tho at least

He quit like a sissy

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Eem » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:16:12

WTF didn't realize this
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby JUburton » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:35:08

wait, when/why did this happen. takin LOG OFF to the extreme.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby td11 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:50:29

jamiethekiller wrote:
td11 wrote:barry hasn't logged in/posted in 10 days, lil worried here.

he's still tweeting like a champion tho at least

He quit like a sissy


god damn it
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby JUburton » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:51:25

Bucky wrote:i wash my sheets every week is that too much

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation ... hee,33656/

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 29, 2013 13:15:15

some wedding photographer just gave me shit for re-entering my place of work, after I went around her and thought she was between shots

go to a friggin park lady

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby smitty » Thu Aug 29, 2013 15:09:52

JUburton wrote:
Bucky wrote:i wash my sheets every week is that too much

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation ... hee,33656/


What does The Onion have to say regarding Mayonnaise?

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Roger Dorn » Thu Aug 29, 2013 15:12:07

A man in Texas beat to death the guy who molested his daughter, he will not be charged.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby JUburton » Thu Aug 29, 2013 15:15:31

Roger Dorn wrote:A man in Texas beat to death the guy who molested his daughter, he will not be charged.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 15:17:54

td11 wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:
td11 wrote:barry hasn't logged in/posted in 10 days, lil worried here.

he's still tweeting like a champion tho at least

He quit like a sissy


god damn it


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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Aug 29, 2013 16:05:49

The episode of four weddings that you can see me in airs tonight on tlc at 10 pm

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Slowhand » Thu Aug 29, 2013 16:08:26

Roger Dorn wrote:A man in Texas beat to death the guy who molested his daughter, he will not be charged.


Good

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Aug 29, 2013 16:15:39

Roger Dorn wrote:A man in Texas beat to death the guy who molested his daughter, he will not be charged.


A Texas rancher who beat his daughter's accused molester to death moments after he discovered the man raping the 5-year-old girl, will not be charged with his homicide, officials said, as they released chilling 911 tapes of the father calling for help as the other man died.

A grand jury Tuesday decided not to indict the 24-year-old father who beat ranch hand Jesus Mora Flores to death with his bare hands, after finding the man abusing his daughter behind a barn.

"I need an ambulance. This guy was raping my daughter and I don't know what to do," the father is heard telling dispatchers in a frantic call to 911.

The attack happened on June 9 at an isolated ranch near Shiner, Texas. A witness saw Flores "forcibly carrying" the girl into a secluded area and ran to find the father, according to court documents. Running towards his daughter's screams, the father found Flores and the girl, both with their underwear removed, according to police reports.

He pulled Flores off the little girl and "inflicted several blows to the man's head and neck area," according to documents.

Authorities who examined the girl and Flores' body confirmed a sexual assault had occurred.

ABC News does not identify the victims of sexual assault, and is not identifying the father in an effort to protect the minor girl's identity.

The father called 911 from a cell phone and did not immediately know his exact whereabouts, making it difficult for emergency personell to find him.

"Come on! This guy is going to die on me!" the man yelled at the 911 dispatcher. "I don't know what to do."

The father was never arrested, but Flores' death was investigated as a homicide.

"Under the law in the state of Texas deadly force is authorized and justified in order to stop an aggravated sexual assault or sexual assault," District Attorney Heather McMinn told reporters.

"All the evidence provided by the sheriff's department and the Texas Rangers indicated that's what was occurring when the victim's father arrived at the scene," she said.



There's a sub-zero chance a Texas jury would have convicted the father of anything other than being "The Greatest Dad Ever" so charging and prosecuting would be pointless. In most states, this wouldn't be charged either though. I'm OK with it. This isn't a vigilante type thing. Dad went nuts seeing his 5 year old rape. Totally understandable.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Bucky » Thu Aug 29, 2013 16:29:57

not to me. I don't understand.

I don't understand how he didn't continue beating the guy and instead called 911.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Aug 29, 2013 16:41:15

Yeah, those are some pretty important details left out of the original post. If it was after the fact it'd be a hell of a lot murkier, but catching the dude in the act. Fuck that x 1000. Gets my vote for father of the year.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Slowhand » Thu Aug 29, 2013 16:59:23

Jesus Christ, Dorn

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Aug 29, 2013 17:00:05

She'll still hate him in ten years.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Roger Dorn » Thu Aug 29, 2013 17:01:33

I wasn't able to link story, but yes I fully agree with the decision not to charge him. I can't even imagine the scenario playing out, horrible...

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