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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Tue Sep 24, 2013 22:54:59

It's my parents' 30th anniversary tomorrow

Am I supposed to do anything beyond call them?

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 24, 2013 22:58:15

jerseyhoya wrote:It's my parents' 30th anniversary tomorrow

Am I supposed to do anything beyond call them?



Don't you have a sister to take care of that stuff? (I was going to call my parents for their 53rd anniversary a couple of days ago, but Lil' Vulture told me I was late, as I thought it was the 21st of Sep, but apparently it was the 16th.)
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Sep 24, 2013 23:07:53

jerseyhoya wrote:It's my parents' 30th anniversary tomorrow

Am I supposed to do anything beyond call them?

nope

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby swishnicholson » Tue Sep 24, 2013 23:17:42

jerseyhoya wrote:It's my parents' 30th anniversary tomorrow

Am I supposed to do anything beyond call them?


Let them know you have to move back in with them.


No, wait, that's wrong. Which one is the prank anniversary?
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby SK790 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 23:55:44

i don't even know when my parents' anniversary is.

in related family-celebration etiquette, apparently a few of my family members are annoyed with me because i didn't send thank you cards for my birthday gifts. my birthday was early april, but my mom just told me this a few weeks ago. i called every person who sent me a gift to thank them, isn't that better than a thank you card? almost feel like sending thank you cards out now with a sarcastic message.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby The Dude » Wed Sep 25, 2013 00:11:43

my parents have two anniversaries do i don't even bother
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby BigEd76 » Wed Sep 25, 2013 00:34:56

My parents had their 40th earlier this year and my brother and I took them to dinner to celebrate. If they make it to 50, maybe we'll throw them a party or something...I dunno

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby 1 » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:35:08

BigEd76 wrote:My parents had their 40th earlier this year and my brother and I took them to dinner to celebrate. If they make it to 50, maybe we'll throw them a party or something...I dunno

Same with me except the 40th was two years ago. Sister is in NoVa so she's useless.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:44:24

Joke's on you guys, my parents are dead.


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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:46:41

pretty sure in that case you're obligated to flagellate yourself on their graves

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:47:20

I don't like to treat it as an obligation.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Wed Sep 25, 2013 16:39:24

We just won the America's Cup in what was apparently an all time gag job by New Zealand

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Wed Sep 25, 2013 18:15:01

jerseyhoya wrote:We just won the America's Cup in what was apparently an all time gag job by New Zealand

USA USA USA


Yeah, it was. The US started off with a 2 point penalty so it started out 0 to -2 and at one point nz was leading 6 to -1 and the US came all the way back to tie at 8 to 8 and then eventually win it today 9 to 8. Pretty amazing, and to top it off this is like the national sport in nz, no one gives a shit here, but over there people were skipping work and whatnot to watch it.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby phatj » Wed Sep 25, 2013 19:06:16

WTG rich guys
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby phatj » Wed Sep 25, 2013 20:15:18

I was on my way to my cheapest Costco run ever the other day, then WHAM, my membership fee is due #firstworldproblems
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby 702 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 08:57:55

If I could get more than 5 minutes of sleep at once tonight, I'd be thrilled. As for now, I'm still laying here.

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