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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Bucky » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:08:53

damn, CHiP! has to find a better way to release players

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby mickbayne » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:16:15

Had a routine vision exam this morning and now I can't see shit so I'm pretty much useless at work.
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Bucky » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:17:31

take it to the "i'm a short-timer so i really donty give a #(%& " threat

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby mickbayne » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:18:55

Bucky wrote:take it to the "i'm a short-timer so i really donty give a #(%& " threat

:lol:

There is that, too.
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby PrattRules » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:19:37

TenuredVulture wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
Bucky wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Cut part of my thumb off. Ouch.



wut

i hope it wasn't the part between your hand and thumbnail


Top of my thumb. Too wide for stitches. Doctor said it would grow back fine in a couple weeks. Biggest bummer is that I have to type with one hand.


TYPING with one had is the worst part?


Close second was the excessive bleeding.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Slowhand » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:33:20

Took part of my pinky off on a deli slicer once

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Grotewold » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:37:15

Houshphandzadeh wrote:last night whilst walking to get some grub, saw that there was a happy peaceful block party going on near our house. on the way back it was two groups of about thirty people holding back two smaller groups of about five yelling about 'cutting you'


Can't bring High Life and drink all the Nugget Nectar

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:38:44

Slowhand wrote:Took part of my pinky off on a deli slicer once

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:47:48

Grotewold wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:last night whilst walking to get some grub, saw that there was a happy peaceful block party going on near our house. on the way back it was two groups of about thirty people holding back two smaller groups of about five yelling about 'cutting you'


Can't bring High Life and drink all the Nugget Nectar


REMINDS ME to drink my last nugget nectar when i get home.
"'avin' a birth something

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Grotewold » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:53:25

this guy

lording those things over the plebes

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Tue Aug 27, 2013 17:47:20

Berserk is pretty good.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby z ipper » Tue Aug 27, 2013 20:44:21

what are we going to do with all our parking spaces/structures once self-driving cars are ubiquitous?

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Aug 27, 2013 21:06:54

You'll still need to park them when you get to the mall. They'll drop you off in front of Hot Topic, and park themselves in the lot.
Be Bold!

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby PrattRules » Tue Aug 27, 2013 21:33:00

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Berserk is pretty good.


"The Stroke" sampling is funny as shit. Rest of it kinda sucks.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Aug 27, 2013 23:25:52

OK, so there are win win games, zero sum games, and lose lose games. But is there a game where the outcome is one person wins, while the other stays the same?
Be Bold!

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 01:06:24

Pornhub's top 3 porn search types by state (SFW??)

PA = college, teen, MILF
NJ = MILF, POV, massage
DE = MILF, teen, college
NY = college, massage, MILF

TX = teen, creampie, MILF

(Texas is the only state whose #1 is "teen")

Other stuff we know:
-- The Carolinas, Georgia and Louisiana are into black chicks
-- California and Hawaii are into Asians
-- West Virginia loves fatties
-- Wisconsin loves smoking
-- Oklahoma and Montana love anal

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Aug 28, 2013 02:27:19

TenuredVulture wrote:OK, so there are win win games, zero sum games, and lose lose games. But is there a game where the outcome is one person wins, while the other stays the same?

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 28, 2013 02:29:03

Driving around Austin tonight we saw two shirtless women. One was walking around with fiends another was waiting for a bus.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby milton bernard thompson » Wed Aug 28, 2013 03:49:57



i'm pretty amazed at the prevalence of "creampie" in that data
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby z ipper » Wed Aug 28, 2013 06:55:12

always been a top rated guy myself.

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