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Unread postby td11 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 13:17:48

he died doing what he loved (poopin)
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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby z ipper » Thu Aug 08, 2013 13:20:00

a lot more people die on the shitter than you'd think. probably around 50% of all "natural causes" deaths.

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Youseff » Thu Aug 08, 2013 13:47:03

yeah is he dead?
This is what a real tenderoni likes to do for you

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Unread postby Polar Bear Phan » Thu Aug 08, 2013 13:57:48

Yeah, at this point you need to inquire. Can't have a stall taken up by a dead dude.

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 14:24:14

so that's Bob Balaban

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 14:31:42

so there are like two color runs per month?

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby kimbatiste » Thu Aug 08, 2013 15:16:29

Houshphandzadeh wrote:around 12:20, I went into the one bathroom to take a poop. there was a guy in the stall, feet facing forward, not making a sound. I thought this was a little weird but I just peed and left. just went back in again (~1:05) and the same guy (leather loafers with no socks, so kind of memorable) is still in there, still facing forward, still not making a sound. that's weird, right?


Pretty sure its DiM waiting for you to give him the toe tap from the next stall.

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 16:47:21

I bought eighteen socks

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 16:57:06

wish it would become custom for all birthdays to be postponed to the nearest friday

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu Aug 08, 2013 16:57:49

no way, all the lame-o amateurs would pack the bars every weekend
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 16:59:48

solid point. lemme think

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby wwry » Thu Aug 08, 2013 19:22:57

a bee somehow went up my pant leg and stung me in the ass while i was sleeping its the first time i've ever been stung by one. i felt bad about killing it because it was repeatedly flying in to the window just trying to get outside but i craved revenge and the blood god required more blood.
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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 19:32:08

what an awesome bee

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Aug 08, 2013 19:47:50

:lol: those two posts made me and my whole family laugh. Good times guys!!

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Aug 08, 2013 20:48:04

I haven't had ice cream in far too long.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Aug 08, 2013 21:18:35

Reagan National has a 15 space cell phone waiting lot. It is just begging you to sit and wait at the loading area. So that's what I'm doing.

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Woody » Thu Aug 08, 2013 23:14:30

My head almost exploded about 10 minutes ago when I learned that Saul from Homeland was Inigo Montoya.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Aug 08, 2013 23:17:10

Woody wrote:My head almost exploded about 10 minutes ago when I learned that Saul from Homeland was Inigo Montoya.

My aunt dated Mandy Patinkin back in the 1970s.

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby smitty » Fri Aug 09, 2013 04:11:13

jerseyhoya wrote:
Woody wrote:My head almost exploded about 10 minutes ago when I learned that Saul from Homeland was Inigo Montoya.

My aunt dated Mandy Patinkin back in the 1970s.


Did he sing a lot then? He's a real good singer.

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Re: but I won't cry for RANDOM THOUGHTS

Unread postby Barry Jive » Fri Aug 09, 2013 09:27:18

wwry wrote:a bee somehow went up my pant leg and stung me in the ass while i was sleeping its the first time i've ever been stung by one. i felt bad about killing it because it was repeatedly flying in to the window just trying to get outside but i craved revenge and the blood god required more blood.


wouldn't the bee have died in the process? sounds like a wasp, which is the same creature that stung me in the ass twice a few weeks ago. we dropped some chemical warfare on that sonofabitch tho
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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