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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Napalm » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:11:40

Doll Is Mine wrote:
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Doll Is Mine wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:must everything be about sex


No.


There's also fashion, showtunes, and gossip


What do you think I am, a twink?

i would have guessed seth macfarlane

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:11:52

Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:must everything be about sex


No.


There's also fashion, showtunes, and gossip


What do you think I am, a twink?


heading on over to urban dictionary
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:12:46

Doll Is Mine wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:must everything be about sex


No.


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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:13:31

An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

There are two major theories about the origin of this word, both of which probably have elements of truth to them.

a) Twink comes from an acronym T.W.I.N.K. "Teenage, White, Into No Kink."

b) Twink is a shortening of the name for the famous "TWINKIE" snack cake: a tasty, cream-filled snack with no nutritional value. The phallic shape of the "TWINKIE" snack cake should not escape the reader's attention.
I don't like going to that club because it's nothing but a bunch of twinks.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:15:43

Didn't Mo call Calvin Twinkie in the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:19:51

:lol:

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:20:24

Twinkie was my nickname in 9th grade until Columbind happened and the other kids got worried I would murder them

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:21:28

Soren wrote:Twinkie was my nickname in 9th grade until Columbind happened and the other kids got worried I would murder them



did you ever make those fuckers pay?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jan 08, 2013 15:21:47

I know a horse named Twink. I think it's a girl horse, but I never really checked.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:15:03

why the fuck do I need to tell an adult woman it's weird she needs me and my fiancée to move in with her so she can feel ok with moving in with her boyfriend. And why the fuck was her response to that suggestion that she would just ask another friend if she could move that circus in.

seriously grow the fuck up you're 26 years old.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:18:16

double dorming?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:20:31

well, basically she's incredibly financially irresponsible and he works at a Cosi making $10 an hour in the burbs and he doesn't drive. Besides the weird immature "I always thought I would be your uncle jesse" (she said that IRL)They can't really afford to live on their own.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:20:43

midnight swapping??

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:21:42

it's double driving me fucking crazy because she won't shut the fuck up about how I need to go to the gym.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:23:22

I don't know, it sounds like fun. You can play board games and drink hot cocoa on cold Winter nights.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Woody » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:24:56

I think my neighbors may be swing-curious but who can tell you know
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:25:53

Woody wrote:I think my neighbors may be swing-curious but who can tell you know


You should ask them.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Slowhand » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:27:14

Two dudes that I work with both talk about their former swinger lifestyle. They don't seem shy about it.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:28:16

hey, talk about that stuff at work, not in the neighborhood

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 08, 2013 16:28:54

Doll Is Mine wrote:
Woody wrote:I think my neighbors may be swing-curious but who can tell you know


You should ask them.



tell them you'll try it and if that works out ok you'll ask the wife

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