Don't hate, fellate...random people

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 19:42:41

Soren wrote:the ground beef I was planning on making myself for dinner was fucking gray when I went to cook it.

not the good kind of gray either
[Reveal] Spoiler:

I'd eat it

by **Napalm** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 19:45:02

that chick is gross to me because of all the hardcore shit she's done

by **azrider** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 19:57:51

i found absolutely nothing offensive or derogatory in what brent musburger said last night

- rev beezer

by **azrider** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 20:58:40

like a boss!!!

by **phatj** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 21:09:04

Doll Is Mine wrote:Our candy machine at work is a joke. No Snickers, no 3 Musketeers, no Baby Ruth, no Butterfingers, no Kit Kat, etc. The only candy bars are Milky Way and Twix.

The rest is all junk like Sour Patch amd Mike & Ikes.

Dibs on the Twix

by **PrattRules** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 21:12:59

Dude in the pic is either azrider's sad or Woody Harrelson.

by **PrattRules** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 21:13:11

or both

by **The B1G Piece** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 21:34:26

hey speaking of ground beef, did anyone see Murphstud's Bachelor Casserole. Pretty horrible looking piece of shit.

by **wogglymaster91** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 22:33:00

I know it's old news now, but that "Twink" description describes my gay roommate to a T

by **Monkeyboy** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 22:36:43

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Soren wrote:this is her first relationship of any kind...no infidelity on my part ever.

then your chances are closer to the norm, proceed

(48% of marriages end in divorce but only 39% of first time marriages by both partners end in divorce, it's the multiple married types that skew the statistic upwards to a 50/50 overall chance)

My mom's been married 4 times. If my present step-dad had any self respect, he would leave as well. She's ruining marriage for everyone.

by **Monkeyboy** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 22:55:08

Guy at my job seriously just got a mail order bride. She's from the Philippines and reasonably cute. He's kinda dorky but nice. He also buys gold to prepare for the economic collapse due to peak oil.

What are the divorce odds on that one, CT?

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 22:58:47

thats a sad industry.

by **pacino** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 00:17:24

my roomie is high and reading the new Wheel of Time book. i'm negotiating the private sale of a home on FB. we lead different lives.

by **pacino** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 00:17:42

Monkeyboy wrote:Guy at my job seriously just got a mail order bride. She's from the Philippines and reasonably cute. He's kinda dorky but nice. He also buys gold to prepare for the economic collapse due to peak oil.

What are the divorce odds on that one, CT?

wow, how is that legal

by **Monkeyboy** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 07:23:12

pacino wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:Guy at my job seriously just got a mail order bride. She's from the Philippines and reasonably cute. He's kinda dorky but nice. He also buys gold to prepare for the economic collapse due to peak oil.

What are the divorce odds on that one, CT?

wow, how is that legal

is it illegal in most places? I think he went and met her first.

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 07:35:18

Monkeyboy wrote:Guy at my job seriously just got a mail order bride. She's from the Philippines and reasonably cute. He's kinda dorky but nice. He also buys gold to prepare for the economic collapse due to peak oil.

What are the divorce odds on that one, CT?

guess it's directly correlated to the immigration laws of how long she has to stay married to remain a citizen

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 07:36:15

pacino wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:Guy at my job seriously just got a mail order bride. She's from the Philippines and reasonably cute. He's kinda dorky but nice. He also buys gold to prepare for the economic collapse due to peak oil.

What are the divorce odds on that one, CT?

wow, how is that legal

because he pays the service to meet the woman not send over a slave

by **Slowhand** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 07:38:21

pacino wrote:my roomie is high and reading the new Wheel of Time book. i'm negotiating the private sale of a home on FB. we lead different lives.

Hey guys, pacino wants us to know he's all grown up and mature now.

by **pacino** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 08:50:25

Slowhand wrote:
pacino wrote:my roomie is high and reading the new Wheel of Time book. i'm negotiating the private sale of a home on FB. we lead different lives.

Hey guys, pacino wants us to know he's all grown up and mature now.

more like i like updating on my roomie and his doings. half this board gets high and is more mature than i.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 08:53:46

I'm either really dirty or it takes me a long, long while for my deodorant stick to run out.

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