td11 wrote:housh the first time we hung out you tried to go home with a lesbian and got mugged

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what does that have to do with anything?!

JUburton wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:Also, again based on the conversations of 6th graders, when a girl says she likes you as a friend, she means she thinks you're a total loser.

Had I known this in 6th grade I'd probably just have suicided.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:that was a great day. I don't regret a thing

td11 wrote:




circle change peepee!

TenuredVulture wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:that was a great day. I don't regret a thing

BigEd76 wrote:I played the sax for 2 years

B-A-G-A-B-B-B
A-A-A
B-D-D!
B-A-G-A-B-B-B-B-A-A-B-A-G

That's pretty much the extent of my music ability.......songs for 4-yr olds

An Illinois priest made a very awkward 911 call back in November that's just now coming to light: Father Tom Donovan told the dispatcher he needed help getting out of a pair of handcuffs he had been "playing with." "I'm going to need help before this becomes a medical emergency," he says in a garbled voice in the recording obtained by the Illinois Times. When police arrived at the church, where Donovan was alone in the rectory, they found the priest was also gagged.

Not surprisingly, the diocese doesn't have much to say on the matter, but it did acknowledge that Donovan was granted a leave of absence sometime before Christmas. He approached Bishop Thomas Paprocki before the incident became news. "He came to the bishop and asked for help and was granted leave," a spokesperson says.

Soren wrote:slowly getting closer to outright telling my room mate to #$!&@ off about going to the gym already. I don't know how many times I need to tell her I don't want to tag along with her or her boyfriend (my bff) or her boyfriend's friend who got him into shape. IFF that happens it will not be in a calm and respectful manner.

td11 wrote:

can't leave meatball faceless

also don't miss ceiling housh