There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Randomness

Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Slowhand » Sat Nov 17, 2012 16:06:44

I deem Tropical Smoothie Cafe..."meh and way too expensive"
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby bury me » Sat Nov 17, 2012 16:11:15

Soren wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
Soren wrote:fiancée's gay 8th grade music teacher complimented my ass tonight. wadda wurld


Were you A) flattered B) turned on or C) disgusted?


mostly amused/flattered


two times in a day or so soren. on a roll

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Nov 17, 2012 16:21:48

a shitfaced woman stumbled out of The Corner (this trendy joint for 30-somethings on 13th Street down the block from McGillin's) last night while I was walking to a bar after work. i kind of leered at her because she was bombed. she gave me a once-over and slurred, "Come smoke a cigarette in the alley with me." never had an opportunity teed up for me like that before. I hurriedly told her I had to go meet somebody (which was true). shoulda been one of you guys
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Nov 17, 2012 16:44:17

oh anyway, Bob and Barbara's! the side effect to it being packed as hell on weekends is that there is now a fair smattering of hot college hipster girls there all the time
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Nov 17, 2012 18:30:39

You probably had a better chance with the drunk 30 year old.
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Nov 17, 2012 19:51:20

uh yes, i certainly did. she pulled the equivalent of a Favre on Strahan
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Nov 17, 2012 20:25:46

I would draw the line at alley sex though.
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby td11 » Sat Nov 17, 2012 22:07:36

Riding up to philly jamie played a song called "Holocaust of thought" by godless endeavor
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Bucky » Sat Nov 17, 2012 22:15:34

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Nov 17, 2012 23:05:07

The most cash I've ever had in front of me was somewhere in the neighborhood of a quarter million. I worked in branch banking for a few years when I was younger, I did some grand openings for Commerce Bank in NYC back in like 2001/2002 and one day we took in massive amounts of cash, counted the vault at the end of the day and we had something like $260,000 in there. That was pretty bad-ass except for it not being mine. Most money I've had on me, my own division was $30,000. That was the day before I closed on my house. I had money at 2 banks and I brought a cashiers check from PNC to Commerce Bank (I didn't work there anymore at this point) and the fuckers wouldn't make it available in time for my closing the next day, so I went back to PNC, cashed the cashiers check and brought the cash to Commerce and deposited it.
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby phatj » Sat Nov 17, 2012 23:35:33

Oh, crap, I forgot about my retail job - I was in charge of taking the bag to the bank every day. I definitely carried several thousand regularly, maybe as much as $10K.
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Nov 18, 2012 03:10:36

Had a kid who is not in the sections I TA email me tonight asking for a grade on something. I wasn't just cc'd...it was an email to me. I've never met him before and have no way of giving him the answer to what he was asking. He also used u instead of you and ur instead of your in the email.

The future of America is bleak.

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Slowhand » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:40:05

Bill McNeal wrote:Most money I've had on me, my own division was $30,000. That was the day before I closed on my house. I had money at 2 banks and I brought a cashiers check from PNC to Commerce Bank (I didn't work there anymore at this point) and the fuckers wouldn't make it available in time for my closing the next day, so I went back to PNC, cashed the cashiers check and brought the cash to Commerce and deposited it.


I would be scared shitless carrying around that much of my own money, even for just 5 feet. I start looking over my shoulder once I'm carrying over $80 or so.

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby EndlessSummer » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:51:07

Holy crap, my buddy Mike just won the Philly Marathon.

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:21:37

wow thats awesome. go mike.

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Bucky » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:47:37

did he cheat

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby jamiethekiller » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:49:48

fucking PED user.

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Slowhand » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:52:47

Everybody has a friend named Mike. I'm not buying it.

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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby drsmooth » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:53:13

CalvinBall wrote:wow thats awesome. go mike.


I think he must have already went?
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Re: There Are No Random Thoughts;Just the Illusion of Random

Postby Trent Steele » Sun Nov 18, 2012 13:23:17

Really getting irritated with this shit.
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