Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Sep 16, 2012 19:34:36

SK790 wrote:a guy i know got divorced via text message. feel like that's another level.


uh what?

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Slowhand » Sun Sep 16, 2012 19:36:46

Maybe it was just an autocorrect mistake

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby WilliamC » Sun Sep 16, 2012 20:13:49

Jemagee is still the 35th most prolific poster here. He was banned in 1992. He currently averages 6.66 posts per day.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby WilliamC » Sun Sep 16, 2012 20:20:51

CalvinBall wrote:
SK790 wrote:a guy i know got divorced via text message. feel like that's another level.


uh what?


Yeah that seems extreme even for the worst of marriages. It's not final obviously and maybe somebody was just blowing off steam, but that's good stuff.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby phatj » Sun Sep 16, 2012 20:28:56

I'll try that out tonight. Will report back.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bucky » Sun Sep 16, 2012 21:33:35

WilliamC wrote:Jemagee is still the 35th most prolific poster here. He was banned in 1992. He currently averages 6.66 posts per day.



wow. 35th place and banned 15 years before BSG even started. That's dedication.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby jamiethekiller » Sun Sep 16, 2012 21:54:03

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Postby smitty » Sun Sep 16, 2012 22:03:21

Hey TD. There's gonna be some Classic Cricket on ESPN Classic Tommorrow. Gonna DVR a couple of them. After this Phillies Houston Debacle I may turn to Cricket for Solace. gonna root for India.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby td11 » Sun Sep 16, 2012 22:54:38

Oh dang, good eye smitty. I'll have to tell my dad about it, he's working from home tmw. Looks like I'll be able to catch some after work as well. Australia are a bunch of dildos
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby SK790 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 01:13:58

CalvinBall wrote:
SK790 wrote:a guy i know got divorced via text message. feel like that's another level.


uh what?

Well, not actually divorced, but my friend's ex-wife ended it with him via text when he was visiting family in DC. Obviously, you can't file for divorce via text, but it's still a ridiculous way to end a marriage. Makes you realize people who get married aren't always ready for it, I guess.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby SK790 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 01:15:36

The Dude wrote:managed to both dvr the eagles and avoid all news about it. i'm watching the second quarter right now, and a directv app showed me the score out of nowhere

feel like you should be able to smash your dish and get a new one for free for this transgression.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Sep 17, 2012 02:45:49

So my grandma had hip replacement surgery early last week and things were going OK as far as I knew until I got a call yesterday from my dad who briefly mentioned that the doctors said she had dementia and she was completely out of it and the doctors weren't sure if she'd ever be the same. He, bad news out of the way, quickly transitioned to safer topics and we spent the remaining 90% of the phone call discussing my first week teaching and whether the Giants would be on in Medford or if he'd come up here to watch the game or if he'd watch it in his mom's hospital room.

Then my mom calls me a couple hours later, and gives more details on the day at the hospital. She tells me about how she yelled at the internist for giving my grandma some meds to help her sleep on top of the percocets or something, and that that was what was making her loopy and completely out of it and quasi Alzheimersish. The doc was saying it wasn't unusual for old folks to have surgery flip a switch into dementia, but my mom badgered him into discontinuing her pain killers/sleeping pills for a day to make sure it wasn't the pills that made her lose it.

Mom calls me this evening after the Giants game. We spent a while talking about the game being crazy and back and forth and how she was following it online since it wasn't on and the score was effed up on Yahoo for a bit or something. Then she said, "Oh, your Nana is lucid and back to normal. She just needed to get off those meds. Your dad is on his way home from the hospital, and said Nana enjoyed the Giants win. I have to call your brother to tell him. Love you, bye."

Not sure if the right takeaway is for me to be embarrassed that my mom thought it was more important to me for us to talk about the Week 2 Giants game than my grandmother's mental health or that my family has such hilariously awful priorities that through the weekend we all thought it was more important to talk about a Week 2 Giants game than my grandmother's mental health. I guess those answers aren't mutually exclusive.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby td11 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 09:34:45

In her autobiography, The Fabulous Moolah Lillian Ellison writes that André [the giant] drank 127 beers in a Reading, Pennsylvania hotel bar and later passed out in the lobby. The staff could not move him and had to leave him there until he awakened.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Mon Sep 17, 2012 09:42:15

SK790 wrote:a guy i know got divorced via text message. feel like that's another level.


I got divorced via google chat. It went we're getting divorced. PS I'm keeping your car and your laptop.

edit: should also mention she asked me to leave the apartment 2 weeks before Christmas, then pulled that shit the first time we talked after Christmas day
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby kruker » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:09:49

SK790 wrote:a guy i know got divorced via text message. feel like that's another level.


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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby kruker » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:12:55

jerseyhoya wrote:So my grandma had hip replacement surgery early last week and things were going OK as far as I knew until I got a call yesterday from my dad who briefly mentioned that the doctors said she had dementia and she was completely out of it and the doctors weren't sure if she'd ever be the same. He, bad news out of the way, quickly transitioned to safer topics and we spent the remaining 90% of the phone call discussing my first week teaching and whether the Giants would be on in Medford or if he'd come up here to watch the game or if he'd watch it in his mom's hospital room.

Then my mom calls me a couple hours later, and gives more details on the day at the hospital. She tells me about how she yelled at the internist for giving my grandma some meds to help her sleep on top of the percocets or something, and that that was what was making her loopy and completely out of it and quasi Alzheimersish. The doc was saying it wasn't unusual for old folks to have surgery flip a switch into dementia, but my mom badgered him into discontinuing her pain killers/sleeping pills for a day to make sure it wasn't the pills that made her lose it.

Mom calls me this evening after the Giants game. We spent a while talking about the game being crazy and back and forth and how she was following it online since it wasn't on and the score was effed up on Yahoo for a bit or something. Then she said, "Oh, your Nana is lucid and back to normal. She just needed to get off those meds. Your dad is on his way home from the hospital, and said Nana enjoyed the Giants win. I have to call your brother to tell him. Love you, bye."

Not sure if the right takeaway is for me to be embarrassed that my mom thought it was more important to me for us to talk about the Week 2 Giants game than my grandmother's mental health or that my family has such hilariously awful priorities that through the weekend we all thought it was more important to talk about a Week 2 Giants game than my grandmother's mental health. I guess those answers aren't mutually exclusive.


Almost same type of deal with my family. Any updates about my great grandmother would always have to do with how she watched the Phillies that day.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:22:53

In my family, there probably wouldn't have been any call at all until it was time to arrange a funeral. However, the amount of phone calling in Mrs. Vulture's family would've made up for it. They believe in updates ever 10 minutes or so, whether or not there's anything to update.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:39:53

Over updating is more annoying I think

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Pittfan03 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:51:10

I totally read that as your mom was yelling at the internet.......
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby The B1G Piece » Mon Sep 17, 2012 13:02:15

Hello.

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