you jogged home from the train while pretending to get beers? total bada$$.

Reminds me of the time my buddy got dumped by his girlfriend on Valentine's Day at a ridiculously expensive restaurant. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and up and left that cunt with the bill and no ride home. Yeah, she mad.

Never good when you fall asleep with your glasses on too.

Slowhand wrote:Reminds me of the time my buddy got dumped by his girlfriend on Valentine's Day at a ridiculously expensive restaurant. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and up and left that cunt with the bill and no ride home. Yeah, she mad.

I love that so much

My friend got dumped by a girl the day after he bought her a pretty expensive bracelet or something along those lines for her birthday. Seriously, wait for your birthday and your boyfriend to buy presents and then dump him. That's friggin' cold, same goes for V-Day. That's a great story. Give that bitch the bill

...and don't forget to give me back my black tshirt.

The best part was when this girl in her late 20s got HER PARENTS involved to try and pressure him into paying his half of the bill. Threatened to call the cops and all sorts of crazy stuff.

she doesn't have to have her DBs record back, though

CFP wrote:My friend got dumped by a girl the day after he bought her a pretty expensive bracelet or something along those lines for her birthday. Seriously, wait for your birthday and your boyfriend to buy presents and then dump him. That's friggin' cold, same goes for V-Day. That's a great story. Give that bitch the bill

They day that kind of girl dump you is in retrospect probably close to a top 10 day of your life. And the little twist of leaving her at the restaurant just adds to it.

Bucky wrote:she doesn't have to have her DBs record back, though

bucky, you've always been such a fresh fellow. i imagine it started when you were young.

TenuredVulture wrote:They day that kind of girl dump you is in retrospect probably close to a top 10 day of your life.

I think this is probably true. She was one of those girls who immediately hated all of his friends and disapproved of everything he did for absolutely no reason, and was basically trying to run his life and tell him who he could and could not be friends with. So obviously none of his friends liked her. We really didn't press the issue too much with him when he was with her, although we would kind of half-jokingly bitch about her to him. I think when she pulled the dinner shit he had a moment of clarity and finally saw what everyone else did. He was almost immediately a much happier person.

Slowhand wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:They day that kind of girl dump you is in retrospect probably close to a top 10 day of your life.

I think this is probably true. She was one of those girls who immediately hated all of his friends and disapproved of everything he did for absolutely no reason, and was basically trying to run his life and tell him who he could and could not be friends with. So obviously none of his friends liked her. We really didn't press the issue too much with him when he was with her, although we would kind of half-jokingly bitch about her to him. I think when she pulled the dinner shit he had a moment of clarity and finally saw what everyone else did. He was almost immediately a much happier person.

If you are in a situation where you are choosing between your friends and a "relationship" you should always choose your friends. This holds true regardless of gender. I can think of no reasonable exceptions to this rule.

kill em all

I got asked by my favorite band ever to have a beer with them last night. Life is pretty cool sometimes.

(I turned it down, I had a bus to catch )

That seems odd.

I wish I could RSVP with a "See you there."

wogglymaster91 wrote:I got asked by my favorite band ever to have a beer with them last night. Life is pretty cool sometimes.

(I turned it down, I had a bus to catch )

talking heads?!

td11 wrote:

wogglymaster91 wrote:I got asked by my favorite band ever to have a beer with them last night. Life is pretty cool sometimes.

(I turned it down, I had a bus to catch )

talking heads?!

aha, good guess, but no. Illinois

a guy i know got divorced via text message. feel like that's another level.

managed to both dvr the eagles and avoid all news about it. i'm watching the second quarter right now, and a directv app showed me the score out of nowhere