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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 04, 2012 16:50:44

This book I assigned is sort of boring.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Eddie Jordan » Tue Sep 04, 2012 16:50:49

TenuredVulture wrote:Best or worst class absence excuse ever: "I have to go back to my dorm because I broke my shoe." Hey, it's Arkansas--people don't even wear shoes to church half the time.


Should get points for honesty
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 04, 2012 16:51:27

Eddie Jordan wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Best or worst class absence excuse ever: "I have to go back to my dorm because I broke my shoe." Hey, it's Arkansas--people don't even wear shoes to church half the time.


Should get points for honesty


She showed up to class with one shoe.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Sep 04, 2012 16:52:28

if she's already at class, why not just wait until it's over to get new shoes

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Eddie Jordan » Tue Sep 04, 2012 16:53:50

I was a fat kid in 8th grade, ripped my jeans really bad when I sat down in homeroom one day. A fat kid with ripped jeans and his boxers showing for a full school day with a bunch of kids at their most assholeish age. Like throwing chum into shark infested waters. Wish I could have just gone home.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 04, 2012 16:54:34

Houshphandzadeh wrote:if she's already at class, why not just wait until it's over to get new shoes


She called about 20 minutes before class from the library. But the library is pretty close to class, while her dorm is on the other side of campus. So, yeah, the whole thing was sort of ridiculous.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Sep 04, 2012 16:56:03

I think this the veracity of the broken shoe story may have been a feint; she's setting you up for a more outlandish excuse later in the semester

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bucky » Tue Sep 04, 2012 17:26:06

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Tue Sep 04, 2012 18:25:36

TenuredVulture wrote:This book I assigned is sort of boring.


I swear to God my senior year AP world history teacher assigned the summer reading exclusively to break our spirits.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby PrattRules » Tue Sep 04, 2012 20:43:53

Why the fuck do some phones let out a ring or noise when you turn them off? Over half the time, the point of the phone being turned off is because you are afraid it will ring during a meeting or something. I haven't checked to see if it makes a noise if I put it on silent, but if it does, then fuck everything. Might as well just keep it on and hope nobody calls. Better odds than the guaranteed noise it produces when I shut it down.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Tue Sep 04, 2012 20:50:26

First day of kindergarten for my daughter and she has two boys make fun of one of her drawings. She loves to draw and paint, this is heartbreaking for me to deal with...she was literally in tears telling me the story when I got home from work tonight.

First fucking day, couldn't the azzholes wait a week before being cretins?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Sep 04, 2012 20:58:21

Luzinski's Gut wrote:First day of kindergarten for my daughter and she has two boys make fun of one of her drawings. She loves to draw and paint, this is heartbreaking for me to deal with...she was literally in tears telling me the story when I got home from work tonight.

First fucking day, couldn't the azzholes wait a week before being cretins?

Ah geez. Think you need to "send a message" here Luz

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Sep 04, 2012 21:13:19

they probably have a crush on her

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby smitty » Tue Sep 04, 2012 21:13:56

Time for Daddy LG to buzz a couple of light towers.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Werthless » Tue Sep 04, 2012 22:37:54

Luzinski's Gut wrote:First day of kindergarten for my daughter and she has two boys make fun of one of her drawings. She loves to draw and paint, this is heartbreaking for me to deal with...she was literally in tears telling me the story when I got home from work tonight.

First fucking day, couldn't the azzholes wait a week before being cretins?

what did she draw?

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Sep 04, 2012 22:49:14

Houshphandzadeh wrote:lately every concert I want to go to is on a Monday. enough with the Monday concerts. Mondays suck



Fuck Amanda Fucking Palmer is also on a Monday.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby 1 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 23:50:32

swishnicholson wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:lately every concert I want to go to is on a Monday. enough with the Monday concerts. Mondays suck



Fuck Amanda Fucking Palmer is also on a Monday.

I'll be there. Buddy of mine is in her band.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby pacino » Tue Sep 04, 2012 23:51:55

what about laura palmer
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby 1 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 23:52:09

pacino wrote:what about laura palmer

Still dead

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Sep 05, 2012 00:08:29

Luzinski's Gut wrote:First day of kindergarten for my daughter and she has two boys make fun of one of her drawings. She loves to draw and paint, this is heartbreaking for me to deal with...she was literally in tears telling me the story when I got home from work tonight.

First fucking day, couldn't the azzholes wait a week before being cretins?


Like their shitty drawings of dogs with 6 legs are Picasso level...

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