Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby SK790 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 13:53:45

drsmooth wrote:
SK790 wrote:mrs. vulture is doing work.


speaking of doing work*, are we going to have a laff about the Harvard cheaters? Because I don't like to laff alone

*& after a deep profound & genuine hat-tip to Lady Vulture on her arts center - might she have the next Hannibal Mo on her wingtips?

hope the ncaa steps in to stop this dangerous academic culture at Harvard.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby smitty » Sat Sep 01, 2012 13:55:11

SK790 wrote:
drsmooth wrote:
SK790 wrote:mrs. vulture is doing work.


speaking of doing work*, are we going to have a laff about the Harvard cheaters? Because I don't like to laff alone

*& after a deep profound & genuine hat-tip to Lady Vulture on her arts center - might she have the next Hannibal Mo on her wingtips?

hope the ncaa steps in to stop this dangerous academic culture at Harvard.


Need to give them Football scholarships and a sweet TV deal. That will fix,em right up.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Sep 01, 2012 15:53:23

drsmooth wrote:
SK790 wrote:mrs. vulture is doing work.


speaking of doing work*, are we going to have a laff about the Harvard cheaters? Because I don't like to laff alone

*& after a deep profound & genuine hat-tip to Lady Vulture on her arts center - might she have the next Hannibal Mo on her wingtips?


Believe me, the idea has been tossed around. But it's being tossed around in just about every small town with even a modicum of support for the arts.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby smitty » Sat Sep 01, 2012 18:24:55

I see there's a British soccer team called West Ham.

They should play the Nippon Ham Fighters.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Polar Bear Phan » Sat Sep 01, 2012 20:49:12

Seems like death-by-stadium-fall is all the rage these days.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby SK790 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 21:23:57

smitty wrote:I see there's a British soccer team called West Ham.

They should play the Nippon Ham Fighters.

we don't like them. although they gave us scottie parker.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby td11 » Sun Sep 02, 2012 00:36:17

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sun Sep 02, 2012 00:52:52

My roomate brought back two girls and left his friend from home on the streets of north Philly. Yolo I'm going to sleep
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Sep 02, 2012 18:33:09

I'm very susceptible to cute-sounding girls asking me for money on the phone

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby WilliamC » Sun Sep 02, 2012 19:42:21

Girls my age all have kids, been married or divorced. Have herpes, etc. I've fallen behind.

I am moving into the 21-23 crowd again.
Do it again!

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Sep 02, 2012 19:56:16

smitty wrote:I see there's a British soccer team called West Ham.

They should play the Nippon Ham Fighters.

Guarantee there will be a fight.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Sep 02, 2012 19:57:56

WilliamC wrote:Girls my age all have kids, been married or divorced. Have herpes, etc.

At first, I read that as "have harps", which made me :lol:
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby PrattRules » Sun Sep 02, 2012 20:32:33

Basketball game with the girls has now been bumped up to a 35% probability. Would be playing next weekend in Allentown. If you can find the court, I'll be the one taking it to rack city.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby PrattRules » Sun Sep 02, 2012 20:46:52

Drove six hours and my friends were asleep the whole time. sucks.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby drsmooth » Sun Sep 02, 2012 20:58:24

PrattRules wrote:Basketball game with the girls has now been bumped up to a 35% probability. Would be playing next weekend in Allentown. If you can find the court, I'll be the one taking it to rack city.


the question in our minds is whether any of them might take the rack to you
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby phatj » Sun Sep 02, 2012 21:03:17

Spent yesterday afternoon through this morning at my wife's aunt's house on Long Island Sound in Connecticut. This place is ridiculous:

10,000 square feet and some 27 rooms, not counting the basement where Buffalo Bill could die happy.
10 bedrooms (all but four have their own bathrooms: of those four, two have an adjoining bath, the other two are in the SERVANT'S QUARTERS so they also share a bath); the second-largest has floor-to-ceiling mirrors and a goddamn ballet bar.
Master bath about 600 square feet by itself, with a shower big enough for an intimate party, plus a whirlpool tub that could accomodate 10+ comfortably.
1.5 baths besides those attached to bedrooms, one including another hot tub.
A "music room", big enough for formal balls, with a built-in for-god's-sake PIPE ORGAN.
A formal dining room that could seat 30 easily.
A wet bar room and another room, done in 100% hand-carved wood, floor to ceiling. Astonishingly detailed inlays.
The kitchen is huge, but the weak point of the whole place. Very antiquated appliances, and poor layout for efficient cooking. I'm guessing if whoever lived here previously had large parties, they must have had them catered.
No pool (WTF?) and no A/C (WTF!?!?!?).

My wife's aunt (or uncle, mainly, since he's the breadwinner) got this all for a song, apparently - it was selling for far, far below original asking price because it was way too big for the neighborhood, and it was in need of some repairs. So they've been pouring money into it ever since.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby PrattRules » Sun Sep 02, 2012 21:17:22

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Slowhand » Sun Sep 02, 2012 21:18:37

sounds like a real shit hole if you ask me
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Sep 02, 2012 21:26:44

sounds like the first 260 pages of a Stephen King novel.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Sep 02, 2012 21:29:27

1 wrote:Pac- our qb was 4-4 for 73 yards and 3 TDs tonight. That's good, right?


Has to be a good sign that there is a Brian beissel on the team. Density

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