Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby smitty » Fri Aug 31, 2012 17:10:59

Bucky wrote:
my cousin mose wrote:yeah i've got no problem with the sentiment, tbh. work hard for what you want? helluvan idea


well then who is gonna teach our kids, protect our streets, fight our fires, defend our nation, etc.

Plenty of low-salary-ceiling jobs that are much more honorable than CEO. If we turn our world into a cash grab, then welll


If we were all really rich we could just hire a bunch of Canadians to that kind of stuff.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Aug 31, 2012 18:27:49

I want my girlfriend to quit smoking. She dubiously insisted she'd quit when she moved to New York because it'll be too pricey. Now she's asking me to bring her cigarettes when I visit her. Sick of this

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Eddie Jordan » Fri Aug 31, 2012 18:30:54

Barry Jive wrote:I want my girlfriend to quit smoking. She dubiously insisted she'd quit when she moved to New York because it'll be too pricey. Now she's asking me to bring her cigarettes when I visit her. Sick of this


my gf is the ultimate "I only smoke when I drink" person, but I still hate it. Her breath is like sour milk after she sucks down a few of those nasty cancer sticks.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Aug 31, 2012 18:46:05

It's only occasionally that it bothers me like that, I'm more concerned about her dying

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby The Dude » Fri Aug 31, 2012 18:49:45

how much does she smoke
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Swiggers » Fri Aug 31, 2012 19:13:48

There were a few women I thought about asking out but didn't because of the smoking thing.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Aug 31, 2012 19:40:11

Fought with my fly for a good minute before I realized I put my boxers on backwards

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby 1 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 22:52:25

Pac- our qb was 4-4 for 73 yards and 3 TDs tonight. That's good, right?

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby pacino » Fri Aug 31, 2012 23:03:38

I've seen worse

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bucky » Fri Aug 31, 2012 23:12:46

4 throws? what is paterno coaching you guys now?

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:43:24

1 wrote:Pac- our qb was 4-4 for 73 yards and 3 TDs tonight. That's good, right?


Ours transferred to wyomissing and they wouldn't sign off on it. Lol

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Slowhand » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:54:17

Swiggers wrote:There were a few women I thought about asking out but didn't because of the smoking thing.


Yeah. One of the very few deal breakers I have.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Youseff » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:20:41

This hangover has me close to death.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:34:59

Stay away from the light!

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:27:39

There's one ingredient for success that few really acknowledge--an almost delusional sense of optimism. The problem is, that's also an ingredient for spectacular failure. The difference is successful people have a knack for self-promotion that gets others to share their delusion.

It's not all about money--Mrs. Vulture is that way to an extent. We live in a pretty redneck town of about 11,000 (though there is a university here which makes a difference). There's an empty building on our town square. Mrs. Vulture gets it in her head that the building would make a good arts center. It had a leaky roof, in adequate HVAC, and lots of other problems. Two years later, there's an arts center there. She put in a ton of work, but she also got a lot of other people to put in work and got other people to write some pretty fat checks. The art center has been open about a year, and it's already considered an important community asset.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby smitty » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:31:07

there are probably some pretty funny jokes to be made regarding an arts center in Arkansas but seriously, that is quite an accomplishment and Mrs. vulture deserves many kudos and accolades.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:45:55

That's awesome

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby SK790 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:48:01

mrs. vulture is doing work.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby drsmooth » Sat Sep 01, 2012 13:15:19

SK790 wrote:mrs. vulture is doing work.


speaking of doing work*, are we going to have a laff about the Harvard cheaters? Because I don't like to laff alone

*& after a deep profound & genuine hat-tip to Lady Vulture on her arts center - might she have the next Hannibal Mo on her wingtips?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby smitty » Sat Sep 01, 2012 13:28:15

drsmooth wrote:
SK790 wrote:mrs. vulture is doing work.


speaking of doing work*, are we going to have a laff about the Harvard cheaters? Because I don't like to laff alone

*& after a deep profound & genuine hat-tip to Lady Vulture on her arts center - might she have the next Hannibal Mo on her wingtips?


It's pretty disgraceful that Harvard students have to take a hard course. They all should be easy so they get good grades and get good jobs and stuff. After all, they are our future.

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