Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:06:08

Luzinski's Gut wrote:First day of kindergarten for my daughter and she has two boys make fun of one of her drawings. She loves to draw and paint, this is heartbreaking for me to deal with...she was literally in tears telling me the story when I got home from work tonight.

First fucking day, couldn't the azzholes wait a week before being cretins?


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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:12:18

Luzinski's Gut wrote:Exactly Soren. I'm not into that sort of thing to begin with, trying to do it with five year olds is way over the top.

Soren wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Sounds like you should let those boys know you're a military vet if you know what I mean.


AINT NUTHIN LIKE INTIMDATIN 6 YEARS OLD TO GET THE BLOOD GOEN BOOYAH

i need to be abundantly clear that i wasn't actually advocating violence towards kindergartners

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:24:40

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:25:14

"Gay"
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:26:33

noggonna lie sorta turned on by the bug one
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:27:40

the horse/duck
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:28:02

Woody wrote:"Gay"


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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:29:37

all up in that EXOSKELETON
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:54:34

Yeah, right. That woman with the cat would at least require skin grafts and retinal reattachment... if the ambulance gets her to the hospital in time before bleeding out.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:56:06

Soren wrote:
Woody wrote:"Gay"


christwire.org is the best

boy. a lot going on there
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Sep 05, 2012 16:10:48

my cousin mose wrote:noggonna lie sorta turned on by the bug one

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Sep 05, 2012 16:12:08

lovin my ball smell right now

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby phatj » Wed Sep 05, 2012 16:13:31

Soren wrote:
Woody wrote:"Gay"


christwire.org is the best

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Sep 05, 2012 16:35:58

that's funny. those drawings were in a recent issue of New American Paintings, without the caption, obviously. wish I could remember the artist's name

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bucky » Wed Sep 05, 2012 17:23:20

prolly lg's daughter

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Sep 05, 2012 17:44:07

Just saw a guy buy a USA Today.
Shit you not

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 05, 2012 17:46:14

It's the most popular newspaper in the country.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 05, 2012 19:15:17

Speaking of newspapers, does anyone remember The National?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nation ... wspaper%29
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby pacino » Wed Sep 05, 2012 19:38:09

CalvinBall wrote:It's the most popular newspaper in the country.

only because of hotels
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Sep 05, 2012 20:13:07

Houshphandzadeh wrote:that's funny. those drawings were in a recent issue of New American Paintings, without the caption, obviously. wish I could remember the artist's name


I'd seen the wolf or dog or whatever a couple years ago, I think. At least a year ago. It's still as creepy as the first time I saw it

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