Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 05, 2012 22:00:59

Admittedly a small sample size, but a particularly terrible former student of mine was admitted to some grad program at Liberty University. Judgment--worse than I thought.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Sep 05, 2012 22:39:30

How much trash can they really fit into a trash truck?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Sep 05, 2012 22:57:13

How much trash could a trash truck trash, if a trash truck could truck trash?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 05, 2012 22:58:57

As much as it takes until it's offal.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby SK790 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 01:05:06

my roommate just told me yesterday that he's been paying for cable for a year, but has never used it. i don't know whether to be happy that i'm about to have free cable or to be pissed that i could have had free cable for 2 months already.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Sep 06, 2012 01:49:16

Trent Steele wrote:How much trash can they really fit into a trash truck?


ever work with a trash compactor? shit does work
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby td11 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 07:27:57

Having breakfast in a Marriott in nj, and this eastern European mother of three is in here walking around with the body of a teen supermodel. Unreal. Her husband looks 20 years older than her
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby PrattRules » Thu Sep 06, 2012 07:49:16

She must be looking for an upgrade, td.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Thu Sep 06, 2012 08:43:13

was it really necessary to invent the term "Asian Indians?"
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Sep 06, 2012 09:26:15

Soren wrote:was it really necessary to invent the term "Asian Indians?"

:-D never thought of that
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Thu Sep 06, 2012 09:26:57

Caucasian Whites
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Thu Sep 06, 2012 09:30:48

Asian Asians
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby The Dude » Thu Sep 06, 2012 09:32:27

isn't it so when you're ragging on a minority your audience knows it's an Asian Indian not a merican Indian?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Sep 06, 2012 09:43:33

Security scare on some flight out of PHI. Arrested some bro in shorts and sandals.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Grotewold » Thu Sep 06, 2012 09:53:22

CalvinBall wrote:Security scare on some flight out of PHI. Arrested some bro in shorts and sandals.


Hope it wasn't Foles

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Thu Sep 06, 2012 09:56:08

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Thu Sep 06, 2012 09:57:24

Well that's not nice.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bucky » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:02:58

Luzinski's Gut wrote:Well that's not nice.
Bucky wrote:prolly lg's daughter



WHAT!??!?!? THEY'RE GOOD!!!!!

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:50:57

Houshphandzadeh wrote:that's funny. those drawings were in a recent issue of New American Paintings, without the caption, obviously. wish I could remember the artist's name


Saiman Chow, an Asian Asian I believe.


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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby pacino » Thu Sep 06, 2012 13:17:28

just wrapped up $55.50 worth of change. not a bad haul.
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