think about how horny your gal friends were at 19. that will probably help you.

brb, cold shower

The Dude wrote:td i believe she is 19

good luck

rip the dude's marriage.

on the plus side, it's healthy that your wife knows EXACTLY who you are...

At least if you knock up the babysitter, you know shes good with kids.

please to stream the nannycam?

i hate when im eating breakfast partly naked and sugary, sticky spreads drip on my pubes

Amazing

lol wut

Bury me I like how u live bro

his poor dog

ew!

it's not gay if it's your dog

bury me wrote:i hate when im eating breakfast partly naked and sugary, sticky spreads drip on my pubes

incredible.

I have two tickets for the game tonight and a friend backed out, so if anyone wants a free ticket and doesn't mind sitting next to/hanging out with me send a PM on over. I can meet up at the ballpark or pretty much anywhere within walking distance of a MFL or BSL stop. Good seats and it's free beanie hat night, so there's that.

edit: sorry, nevermind.... ticket was scooped up by a non-bsg friend.

JHC, the cbsphilly.com page is a #$!&@ mess. Don't they have anybody who knows anything about design??

I might die before this semester ends

well at least you can skip your homework then

I've noticed a pattern as a poli sci major. I more or less do nothing the first two months of the semester then get raped the last month and a half by work. The first two months are awesome though.