Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

by **PrattRules** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 18:31:30

living the dream

by **phatj** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 18:59:24

Went to the DC area yesterday and arrived right in a mother of a thunderstorm. Saw a tree fall onto a freeway onramp about 50 yards in front of me. I ended up driving under the end of it because it was across the entire roadway. That was exciting.

by **EndlessSummer** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 19:05:35

My one friend, who I hadn't hung out with in like 2 years, had a get together today for the birds and he was all, "I brew my own beer so we can drink my stuff," which made me think we were going to be drinking some piss and having to amuse him. Turns out, his beer was awesome and he has built a sweet setup in his house with 6 taps going at once. I can't tell if I'm drunk but I kinda want to invest in him opening a brew pub.

by **pacino** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 19:21:29

currently reading about billiards strategy and the proper way to use english. what a life i lead since i basically only play my father or sisters at their house

by **jamiethekiller** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 19:23:11

place i'm moving into has a billiards table. i'll get my game back to hustlign stage in no time

by **jamiethekiller** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 19:23:36

would always play with these amazing dudes at this one pool hall. they could run a table like i've never seen before.

by **pacino** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 19:24:08

i picked it up in college. have my own stick but dont use it since i dont play near as much as i used to.

by **pacino** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 19:25:50

jamiethekiller wrote:would always play with these amazing dudes at this one pool hall. they could run a table like i've never seen before.

nice. i remember seeing a guy in college who just would never lose. definitely the best at sju.

i also remember going down to wildwood, playing a pool hall down there (not the boardwalk mall, but 5 blocks off the boardwalk?) and these kids were talking all sorts of trash and trying trick shots and they were TERRRRRRIBLE

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 20:23:34

If Mrs. Vulture knew how much I'm farting as I lie on her side of the bed watching football, she'd probably be mad. But I think it's worse when you fart under the covers.

by **drsmooth** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 20:43:03

jamiethekiller wrote:still alive.

AYCE/D bbq fest was a major success. ate at least 1 rib from every stand and sometimes more. got my moneys worth on the drinking portion.

followed that up with a cab ride to the penthouse where i proceeded to get annihilated off of liquor.

protip guys: don't ever tug a strippers hair. she whooped my ass and i don't know how i didn't get the shit beat out of me by a bouncer.

puked 2 times on the way back home and then after i ate breakfast this morning. followed that up with 2 softball games where i somehow relearned how to hit again. whatta weekend.

Phight On! ?

by **Youseff** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 21:19:58

might buy a condo in Ft Greene. Inside a brownstone. hollerr.

by **bury me** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 22:18:24

just spotted a glow worm, but the thing is, they're only found (in America) in a cave system in Alabama. strange...

by **Bucky** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 22:20:26

what the fark are you doing in an alabaman cave

and more importantly, how do they have internet in alabaman caves

by **bury me** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 22:27:02

googling it now

by **Soren** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 08:23:29

Pho and beer is not a good combination.

Also, the output of fish sauce is more or less fish sauce.

by **SK790** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 09:43:02

pho is best when hungover, not while drinking.

by **Soren** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 09:46:22

put like a whole jalapeno in there with enough sri racha to drown an elephant plus some plum sauce and some fish sauce

by **jamiethekiller** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 09:58:47

Soren wrote:put like a whole jalapeno in there with enough sri racha to drown an elephant plus some plum sauce and some fish sauce

Lethal is going to kick your ass for trying pass off whatever you made as Pho

by **Soren** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:00:27

oh yea lime. 3 lime wedges.

by **SK790** » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:48:48

no fucking cilantro.

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