1 year ago I was diagnosed with terminal rectal cancer, with a one year life expectancy. In my final month, I decided to get this shirt, as I had admired it from afar for too long; deciding it was time to make my move, not having much time left in my cancerous existance. Seeing the man dog soldier warrior shirt was available, and untouched by others on Amazon.com gave hope to me... as only a man dog soldier warrior can. So I took my measly pennance provided to me by the government (Thanks Obama!) and purchased this... this... savior... this angel in 100% cotton tee form. I waited in a chemo-filled stupor as the overnight shipping took an extra day, seeing as the UPS truck turned in to a exact replica of the original Big Foot monster truck (the driver was not used to so much awesome at his hands, and had to go on a crime fighting spree, but I digress...) When it finally arrived, the box, it was quite possibly the most perfect box I have ever seen, if there were an awards show for boxes, this would have won hands down. (I know a thing about boxes; as I used to work in a box factory, later switching my degree to gyneocology... not much of a change if I do say so myself... sorry for all the tangents, but I have time to say them now thanks to this glorious shirt!) The UPS driver, (did I mention that it was John Elway?) turned crimefighter handed me the box with a smile, and a wink knowing the awesome power held within. Luckilly for him he had been wearing dual nintendo power gloves, being his crime fighting persona was gamer-man. (as everyone knows nintendo power gloves are impervious to devine power, and resistant to ketchup) John Elway (Gamer-Man) hit a button on his right power glove, transforming the big foot monster truck to a blazing robot unicorn, to which he rode into the sunset..."god speed sir, god speed" I yelled as he sped away. Opening the box was one of the most terrifying and most exciting experiences of my life. Upon peircing the tape, the box flew open and a blinding light filled the room, I swore I could hear angels singing, but it could have been the television (I was watching the price is right.) The man dog soldier warrior shirt spoke to me, telling me to derobe, and wear only it. I complied with upmost haste, and the shirt was pleased, feeling the presence of tens of thousands man dog soldier warrior souls, my body was cleansed of the cancer that had been eating me alive. This god-sent item was the single most important purchase I have ever made, even above my automatic coffee grinder. Buy this shirt and let man dog soldier warrior fill you with his love.

why marge i believe it's to scratch your ass with

was rolling it on and somehow some deodorant splashed into my eye. Never had that happen before. ouch.

I wish Old Man McGumbus was real.

who

If I quote it will it make googling it easier?

my woosh head appeared

technology, 2 steps forward 3 step back am i right

My neck hurts I think from sleeping on it funny. It's a sympathy injury for Peyton.

I love that the articles about the Chicago teacher's strike call the union the CTU so I get to think about 24 when I read them

welp, we're all fucked

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haha

Is "Bosco" on that list?

hey bob loblaw i saw you over at blow out cards

My wife is watching Radio Rebel, a Disney teen movie. This is an incredibly transparent ripoff of Pump Up the Volume.

Just remembered to defrost my steaks for tomorrow. Booyeah.

Livin' the dream

I FINALLY BEAT 1 IN SONGPOP!!!!

Song pop?

Oh a name that tune app. Awesome. Do I have to post on their wall to play them?

Rev_Beezer wrote:I FINALLY BEAT 1 IN SONGPOP!!!!

One match or the overall week?