Went home for lunch. Was leaving to go back to work. Got my ankle caught in the spot between the sidewalk and the grass, twisted it badly, fell to the ground, prevented a faceplant into cement by using my IPad to break my fall. Leg hurts like crazy all the way up to my knee. IPad smashed beyond recognition or use. Good times.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
I mean, what a dumbass. I might as well go get a medic alert bracelet and a diaper. FFS.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
New IPad already purchased. Picking it up at KOP in the next hour. Gotta move fast on these things.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.