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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:13:37

Motorcycle chase on Fox News. Guy weaving in and out of traffic at 100+ MPH

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Soren » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:19:20

playing frogger with his life
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:20:50

Oh man, sneaky move from the California Highway Patrol to snag him

"Aw, he wants his mommy. He's kicking." - The pbp on chases is great

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby 1 » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:37:42

jerseyhoya wrote:Misery loves company


we could start a company and make misery
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby kruker » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:52:01

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/apa/3150856259.html

Something like this seems reasonable. Some great bars right around there.
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:58:37

Went home for lunch. Was leaving to go back to work. Got my ankle caught in the spot between the sidewalk and the grass, twisted it badly, fell to the ground, prevented a faceplant into cement by using my IPad to break my fall. Leg hurts like crazy all the way up to my knee. IPad smashed beyond recognition or use. Good times.
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jul 24, 2012 13:01:05

shit man that sucks. glad you're ok though
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Jul 24, 2012 13:01:41

thank god for fanduel

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby kruker » Tue Jul 24, 2012 13:03:24

fuck. Karma owes you a big score this weekend.
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jul 24, 2012 13:41:57

I mean, what a dumbass. I might as well go get a medic alert bracelet and a diaper. FFS.
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jul 24, 2012 13:43:19

i think you're shortchanging the convenience of diapers. PM me
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:11:23

my go-to middle finger has lost circulation

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:12:34

take it out of your ass?
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:13:16

pre'sure i'm done with UDHL's analyses on anything
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:15:50

1 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Misery loves company


we could start a company and make misery

frustrated incorporated.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:17:36

"holy shit that's the girl from my so called life!"
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:34:50

New IPad already purchased. Picking it up at KOP in the next hour. Gotta move fast on these things.
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:36:31

h8 u
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby 702 » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:40:59

my cousin mose wrote:take it out of your ass?

Lol'd so so hard

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Jul 24, 2012 14:54:56

Bourdain filming the Layover in Philadelphia today.

YE.

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