Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

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Postby TheFrank » Tue Apr 17, 2012 15:01:16

Bill McNeal wrote:I bought a case of snapple the other day, I've been disappointed by it. It's been a few years since I've had a snapple and either my tastes have changed and I do not like it anymore or they changed it and I don't like it anymore but either way, fuck this snapple.

I know someone who drinks about 4-5 bottles of Diet Lemon each day. She buys a shitload of cases when they go on sale and has claimed that some of them don't taste right.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Woody » Tue Apr 17, 2012 15:04:18

you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby 1 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 15:05:17

my cousin mose wrote:zoot suit riot

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Bucky » Tue Apr 17, 2012 15:31:29

Friend of mine just won a Pulitzer (not the same one as Barry's friend who won). Shane Victorino tweeted to her and now called her. Nice!

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Apr 17, 2012 15:37:45

Bucky wrote:Friend of mine just won a Pulitzer (not the same one as Barry's friend who won). Shane Victorino tweeted to her and now called her. Nice!


Congratulations to your friend, but I have to say I'm most impressed by this post by its implication that Shane can read.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Apr 17, 2012 15:38:13

Speaking of friends and celebrities, a few of my friends went to school with Hunter Pence's girlfriend, which was a big deal before when she was a Playboy playmate of the month or something. I can't imagine getting along with Pence in real life but apparently he's the most positive, excitable person ever and he's formed some kind of inspirational bond with one of their friends, who's trying to be a stand-up comedian. They now message each other back and forth on Twitter

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Apr 17, 2012 15:55:13

Barry Jive wrote:Speaking of friends and celebrities, a few of my friends went to school with Hunter Pence's girlfriend, which was a big deal before when she was a Playboy playmate of the month or something. I can't imagine getting along with Pence in real life but apparently he's the most positive, excitable person ever and he's formed some kind of inspirational bond with one of their friends, who's trying to be a stand-up comedian. They now message each other back and forth on Twitter


from meeting hunter, thats pretty accurate. our grouped barged in on him at the bar and he had no issues taking pictures. when the picture didn't come out right he brought everyoen back and made sure that the picture was right. stand up guy

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby drsmooth » Tue Apr 17, 2012 15:57:36

Barry Jive wrote:Speaking of friends and celebrities, a few of my friends went to school with Hunter Pence's girlfriend, which was a big deal before when she was a Playboy playmate of the month or something. I can't imagine getting along with Pence in real life but apparently he's the most positive, excitable person ever and he's formed some kind of inspirational bond with one of their friends, who's trying to be a stand-up comedian. They now message each other back and forth on Twitter


"Hunter's 1-liners" would be a nice sort of a thread
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Apr 17, 2012 16:03:49

jamiethekiller wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:Speaking of friends and celebrities, a few of my friends went to school with Hunter Pence's girlfriend, which was a big deal before when she was a Playboy playmate of the month or something. I can't imagine getting along with Pence in real life but apparently he's the most positive, excitable person ever and he's formed some kind of inspirational bond with one of their friends, who's trying to be a stand-up comedian. They now message each other back and forth on Twitter


from meeting hunter, thats pretty accurate. our grouped barged in on him at the bar and he had no issues taking pictures. when the picture didn't come out right he brought everyoen back and made sure that the picture was right. stand up guy

doesn't surprise me whatsoever. seems like a very genuine, down to earth dude. that's awesome you had such a good experience with him
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby lethal » Tue Apr 17, 2012 16:14:28

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Is Queer Eye for the Straight guy still on the air?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Apr 17, 2012 16:31:42

thought it was wise of me to take a day off for recovery after vacation, but I should have taken a preparation day instead. I'm going to be stressed from now until I get on the plane

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Apr 17, 2012 16:46:36

Where are you going?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Apr 17, 2012 16:47:49

wish i had the time and know how to turn this into a gif where it looks like he's masterbating, like the daffy duck one i had a few years ago

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Apr 17, 2012 16:54:01

i'm also trying to turn FUCK YO COUCH into a thing
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Swiggers » Tue Apr 17, 2012 16:56:00

Bill McNeal wrote:I bought a case of snapple the other day, I've been disappointed by it. It's been a few years since I've had a snapple and either my tastes have changed and I do not like it anymore or they changed it and I don't like it anymore but either way, #$!&@ this snapple.


They changed the formula after they were sued because they weren't "all natural" as advertised.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Apr 17, 2012 17:33:59

my cousin mose wrote:wish i had the time and know how to turn this into a gif where it looks like he's masterbating, like the daffy duck one i had a few years ago

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calling WFO, calling WFO


S'all I got.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby PrattRules » Tue Apr 17, 2012 18:27:59

Bill McNeal wrote:I bought a case of snapple the other day, I've been disappointed by it. It's been a few years since I've had a snapple and either my tastes have changed and I do not like it anymore or they changed it and I don't like it anymore but either way, fuck this snapple.


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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Apr 17, 2012 18:33:18

WheelsFellOff wrote:
my cousin mose wrote:wish i had the time and know how to turn this into a gif where it looks like he's masterbating, like the daffy duck one i had a few years ago

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calling WFO, calling WFO


S'all I got.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby z ipper » Tue Apr 17, 2012 20:17:23

anyone ever do it on a water bed? seems like it'd be tough.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Apr 17, 2012 20:25:40

just as a heads up, wells fargo is going to start charging a monthly 7 dollar fee if your checking balance is below 1500. i emailed them and told them i am switching banks because they have way too many fees. i hope they fold those bastards.

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