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Postby phatj » Tue Apr 17, 2012 20:41:29

z ipper wrote:anyone ever do it on a water bed? seems like it'd be tough.

Yep. Wasn't too bad.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby drsmooth » Tue Apr 17, 2012 20:43:45

phatj wrote:
z ipper wrote:anyone ever do it on a water bed? seems like it'd be tough.

Yep. Wasn't too bad.


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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Woody » Tue Apr 17, 2012 21:03:35

Builds those fast twitch ab muscles
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby phatj » Tue Apr 17, 2012 21:17:18

Oh, they're fast
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Apr 17, 2012 21:46:30

PrattRules wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:I bought a case of snapple the other day, I've been disappointed by it. It's been a few years since I've had a snapple and either my tastes have changed and I do not like it anymore or they changed it and I don't like it anymore but either way, fuck this snapple.


What kind did you get?


Got the variety pack, lemon, raspberry and peach

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Bill McNeal wrote:I bought a case of snapple the other day, I've been disappointed by it. It's been a few years since I've had a snapple and either my tastes have changed and I do not like it anymore or they changed it and I don't like it anymore but either way, #$!&@ this snapple.


They changed the formula after they were sued because they weren't "all natural" as advertised.


It's too sweet or something now. I wish they'd go back to the glass bottle, fact under the lid, fake "all natural" flavor.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:08:28

CalvinBall wrote:just as a heads up, wells fargo is going to start charging a monthly 7 dollar fee if your checking balance is below 1500. i emailed them and told them i am switching banks because they have way too many fees. i hope they fold those bastards.

who keeps 1500 in their checking account
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby The Dude » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:09:48

adults
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:10:52

im an adult.i put that money in accounts thatmake money. whatttt
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby PrattRules » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:11:47

I'm sticking with Wells Fargo solely because there are two ATMs by my house. Plus, I have over 1,500 bones.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:12:24

i have m&t because i can walk to it from home and from work. too easy. 90% of my transactions are based on if they are within a half mile of my house/work
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby 1 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:16:56

where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. they're so perky. i love that.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby z ipper » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:19:10

i think if you have direct deposit they waive that fee
a lot of banks do at least

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:27:24

PAC is right you shouldn't keep a lot of money in your checking account. It gains shit.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby The Dude » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:29:49

i keep enough in there to pay for the house and bills and groceries
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby 1 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:29:58

this is adorable
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:36:01

How's that?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby The Dude » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:43:13

if you have to pay out around $1500 a month, why not have it in checking?
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby 1 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:44:06

there you have it
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby pacino » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:45:39

i get points on my credit card?
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby The Dude » Tue Apr 17, 2012 22:46:25

you can pay mortgage or rent on a cc?
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