Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussions

by **my cousin mose** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 09:16:06

meatball you forgot the potential for sister wives

by **jamiethekiller** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:52:07

its dead around here today. everyone have a rough weekend or something?

by **Eem** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:54:25

jamiethekiller wrote:its dead around here today. everyone have a rough weekend or something?

I'm still nauseous from my Saturday night

by **momadance** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:59:14

meatball wrote:Utah update: Still don't have a couch. Bed is set up in living room in front of new TV. Bedside table is a small IKEA filing cabinet. Elbt came to visit, which was, um, probably not the best idea, though it felt nice. The cats are good. Some girl at work showed interest but she's highly Mormon and I don't feel like getting married just to have sex. Job's good; just got told they're considering me for a promotion, which is nice. Mountains are great and so is the hiking. Liquor laws are whack. Found out via fbook that ex-wife's dating a fatter version of me. But other than that...it's really fucking boring. Need some Easterners to visit.

Get your ass to Park City and once summer comes make sure you visit Arches and Canyonlands.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 14:15:49

my facility management class has a group project that is due at the end of the term. the group consists of everyone in the class. fuck that.

by **meatball** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 15:03:19

momadance wrote:
meatball wrote:Utah update: Still don't have a couch. Bed is set up in living room in front of new TV. Bedside table is a small IKEA filing cabinet. Elbt came to visit, which was, um, probably not the best idea, though it felt nice. The cats are good. Some girl at work showed interest but she's highly Mormon and I don't feel like getting married just to have sex. Job's good; just got told they're considering me for a promotion, which is nice. Mountains are great and so is the hiking. Liquor laws are whack. Found out via fbook that ex-wife's dating a fatter version of me. But other than that...it's really #$!&@ boring. Need some Easterners to visit.

Get your ass to Park City and once summer comes make sure you visit Arches and Canyonlands.

Was supposed to go to Sundance in Park City this weekend but got sick. I went to Arches/Canyonlands/Moab in December and it was awesome...camped alone at a backcountry site 35 miles down some dirt road (told people where I was going, agenda, etc, and came back with all limbs attached).

by **meatball** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 15:06:11

my cousin mose wrote:meatball you forgot the potential for sister wives

Oh, no i haven't.

By the way, Utah has to be the #1 state for MILFs. The Mormon ladies get married at 18 and start plopping out puppies right away. The LDS community for some reason seems very vain, and the women dress up even to go to Walmart and stuff. Lots and lots of plastic surgery around here, too. And divorces.

by **Woody** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 15:19:59

meatball wrote:camped alone at a backcountry site 35 miles down some dirt road (told people where I was going, agenda, etc, and came back with all limbs attached).

Q: did you wack it in a tent by yourself in the middle of nowhere, or were you afraid it might attract bears?

by **meatball** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 15:27:42

Woody wrote:
meatball wrote:camped alone at a backcountry site 35 miles down some dirt road (told people where I was going, agenda, etc, and came back with all limbs attached).

Q: did you wack it in a tent by yourself in the middle of nowhere, or were you afraid it might attract bears?

A: too tired to even try. did give it passing thought, however. is it even appropriate to jerk oneself off on during a vision quest? ah well, maybe next time.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 15:30:44

i think so. linda fiorentino was pretty hot then

by **Woody** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 15:32:19

/BUCKY

by **Youseff** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 16:58:07

Shaun White is the closes thing to Michael Jordan sports has had since Jordan himself. Maybe Bolt too.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 17:03:24

That swimming guy too.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 17:28:55

One day these idiot big rig drivers will realize you have to slow down on the curve getting off the road to nowhere. Then I won't have to sit in this god awful backup.

by **azrider** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 17:58:29

CalvinBall wrote:my facility management class has a group project that is due at the end of the term. the group consists of everyone in the class. #$!&@ that.

always hated group projects in school... it was lame in high school, luckily only had a few at psu and actually had to deal with a few more post grad at asu. i'm sorry, i know you may think you are trying to teach us all to get along in a work environment, but i don't want my grade ultimately dependent upon some schmuck who is an idiot. on the bright side though, did hook up with a couple chicks in these groups.

by **azrider** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 18:04:09

Youseff wrote:Shaun White is the closes thing to Michael Jordan sports has had since Jordan himself. Maybe Bolt too.

i agree... if he wasn't the best snowboarder on the planet, in addition to being an excellent skater and surfer and if he didn't have a shit ton of money, the dude would have zero chance of ever getting laid.

by 1 » Mon Jan 30, 2012 18:23:44

ReadingPhilly wrote:One day these idiot big rig drivers will realize you have to slow down on the curve getting off the road to nowhere. Then I won't have to sit in this god awful backup.

I feel your pain.

by **SK790** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 19:49:51

hoses not damaged in the car. yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

by **Swiggers** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 22:31:58

jamiethekiller wrote:its dead around here today. everyone have a rough weekend or something?

I'll probably be even deader NEXT Monday. The Day After Super Bowl Sunday should be a holiday anyway.

by **Bucky** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 17:31:27

One thing about living in Plymouth Meeting I never could stomach...all the damn stinkbugs.

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