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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby Didn't I? » Sun Jan 29, 2012 15:58:00

PrattRules wrote:Fucked it up at the bar because when the girl asked me if I thought she was dumb, I hesitated. She is one of the dumbest girls I've ever met. Kinda regret it, but whatever.


You should have just said you thought the question was rhetorical. And then when she asked you what rhetorical means you should have said it means she's pretty.
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby smitty » Sun Jan 29, 2012 16:05:50

jamiethekiller wrote:who is saint louis


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Unread postby td11 » Sun Jan 29, 2012 17:53:56

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby 1 » Sun Jan 29, 2012 18:00:12

if you like sugarland and aren't a girl, chances are i hate you

sorry, ed
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby Trent Steele » Sun Jan 29, 2012 18:24:40

had a flight to SF this morning. Went about as well as that flight can go. Half-full. Emergency row seat. No one else in the row. Basically, non-first-class plane heaven.
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby Didn't I? » Sun Jan 29, 2012 19:04:41

I just got back from LA yesterday. Had an empty seat next to me coming and going. The plane was really full both times. Crazy lucky.
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jan 29, 2012 19:38:55

your potential seatmates died because you went to THAT studio

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sun Jan 29, 2012 19:59:40

#Illuminati
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby The Savior » Sun Jan 29, 2012 20:27:25

i don't wanna unpack all of these boxes and i don't want to paint anymore and i want it to be summer
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby Swiggers » Sun Jan 29, 2012 20:44:36

1 wrote:if you like sugarland and aren't a girl, chances are i hate you

sorry, ed


It doesn't get any more nails-on-chalkboard than that chick's voice.
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:36:56

I dunno is it just me or did she peak at 31??

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Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jan 29, 2012 21:43:51

think she peaked at 38

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jan 30, 2012 00:33:23

So I met this dude tonight who is dating one of my best female friends from forever. Doesn't take long to pick up that he's a 'topper'. Started talking about playing baseball. Said he got drafted by the Padres and "played for their AA team for 8 years". I stammered a bit and then changed the subject.

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby The Dude » Mon Jan 30, 2012 00:36:13

is it what's his name from pp.com?
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby BigEd76 » Mon Jan 30, 2012 00:48:17

1 wrote:if you like sugarland and aren't a girl, chances are i hate you

sorry, ed


?? I don't like Sugarland

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby 1 » Mon Jan 30, 2012 01:58:49

then there's a chance for us yet
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby meatball » Mon Jan 30, 2012 02:07:10

Utah update: Still don't have a couch. Bed is set up in living room in front of new TV. Bedside table is a small IKEA filing cabinet. Elbt came to visit, which was, um, probably not the best idea, though it felt nice. The cats are good. Some girl at work showed interest but she's highly Mormon and I don't feel like getting married just to have sex. Job's good; just got told they're considering me for a promotion, which is nice. Mountains are great and so is the hiking. Liquor laws are whack. Found out via fbook that ex-wife's dating a fatter version of me. But other than that...it's really fucking boring. Need some Easterners to visit.
who talks like that? goodness.

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby SK790 » Mon Jan 30, 2012 02:59:55

Kinda wonderin what this job would be like if i was stationed to our SLC office. Fairly sure I would be tryin to hang out with mettball as much as possible.
I like teh waether

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 30, 2012 08:53:44

Salt Lake is #2 (!?!) on this place's list of 25 best UC cities to stay young

Philadelphia #17, behind SF, Boston, NYC, Chicago, even Hartford CT (!?!) - pick it up, slackasses
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Mon Jan 30, 2012 09:06:05

meatball wrote:Utah update: Still don't have a couch. Bed is set up in living room in front of new TV. Bedside table is a small IKEA filing cabinet. Elbt came to visit, which was, um, probably not the best idea, though it felt nice. The cats are good. Some girl at work showed interest but she's highly Mormon and I don't feel like getting married just to have sex. Job's good; just got told they're considering me for a promotion, which is nice. Mountains are great and so is the hiking. Liquor laws are whack. Found out via fbook that ex-wife's dating a fatter version of me. But other than that...it's really fucking boring. Need some Easterners to visit.


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