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Postby drsmooth » Fri Dec 16, 2011 13:18:06

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what's the right time to tell your pal who's running a canned food drive that canned food drives are a bad idea?


allow enough time for him to can it
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Dec 16, 2011 13:26:10

I'm off to Ye Old Small Business Company Christmas Luncheon.

Christmas celebrations in a <25 person company whose profits are predicated on the activity in the home industry are necessarily low-key.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Dec 16, 2011 13:29:04

save me some roast beef

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Bucky » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:00:19

cracker barrell?

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby my cousin mose » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:22:45

my cousin mose wrote:I have zero interest in going to my company's Xmas party, and it's the first time I can recall being on the fence about free booze and food

this is tonight. i'm going, but i'm not happy about it. couple of 7&7's and then i'm outta there.

i am however going to enough lengths to dress like an asshole. oversized women's xmas-themed sweater vest with a tie that plays xmas music. aren't i a stinker?
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby my cousin mose » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:23:27

on a semi-related note, who here knows how to tie a bow tie?
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:30:11

i do. learned from youtube. you can too.

in other news, i am really wanting to shave this beard off.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Soren » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:45:53

CalvinBall wrote:in other news, i am really wanting to shave this beard off.


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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:50:10

my beard is coming off next week.
hoping to drop 5 pounds

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:54:14

I can tie a bow tie. I used to have to get drunk first though.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:54:27

i dont know how you made it that far. mine is to the point where the hairs on my face are fairly curly. it feels kinda gross when i touch it.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby drsmooth » Fri Dec 16, 2011 14:55:12

jamiethekiller wrote:my beard is coming off next week.
hoping to drop 5 pounds


that's one heluva beard

or a decent beard encrusted with the results of really gross hygiene
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:02:39

really hit home when i went to look in the mirror and found a big crumb. almost a low point in my life

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Soren » Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:12:19

just buy a fucking trimmer and look suave
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:14:59

Soren wrote:just buy a fucking trimmer and look suave


people don't own trimmers?

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Soren » Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:20:15

Used to go at my beard with clippers. Looked like a modern take on hedge trimming
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:22:39

reminds me I need to nair my back

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:40:21

feel like underwear disintegrates in waves

and I forgot to ask new for christmas

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby azrider » Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:43:21

Houshphandzadeh wrote:feel like underwear disintegrates in waves


true story

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Dec 16, 2011 15:44:27

probably cause you buy them new in waves

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