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Random Thoughts Thread LXX
Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Trent Steele » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:15:45
yeah
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Barry Jive » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:29:53
Seatbelts for life
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Barry Jive » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:33:35
fucking thon
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Barry Jive » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:36:55
my friend who works security and has almost nothing to do all day on his one 16-hour day a week said he jerks off like 5 times a day
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Napalm » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:44:45
impressive. shake that mans hand and congratulate him
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by CalvinBall » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:46:04
he jerks off 5 times while working? am i reading that correctly?
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Napalm » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:47:23
probably during his shift, not when he's actually working.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Barry Jive » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:51:05
yes, when you work security at an empty building for 16 hours and can't watch TV, i guess that's what you do
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by PrattRules » Sat Dec 03, 2011 14:55:55
jesus christ
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by lethal » Sat Dec 03, 2011 15:23:32
Pickle Me Pete Ridiculously Spicy challenge raped my innards this morning.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by jerseyhoya » Sat Dec 03, 2011 15:26:29
Barry Jive wrote:my friend who works security and has almost nothing to do all day on his one 16-hour day a week said he jerks off like 5 times a day
He should find some good books or something. There are diminishing marginal benefits from jerking off after the first few.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Soren » Sat Dec 03, 2011 15:30:28
srsly do not think I could do 5 in 16 regardless of boredom
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by pacino » Sat Dec 03, 2011 15:34:23
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.
Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by 1 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 15:50:27
i recognized the bus depot and goodwill. what did i miss, mr. reading?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by pacino » Sat Dec 03, 2011 15:53:01
naber-hood laundromat and some used clothing store on penn st (there's a bunch of them so i'm not sure which one)
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.
Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by Polar Bear Phan » Sat Dec 03, 2011 15:58:59
Soren wrote:srsly do not think I could do 5 in 16 regardless of boredom
You could also never have hot/spicy food that you eat with your hands.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread LXX
by WilliamC » Sat Dec 03, 2011 16:21:27
I had to take off a day of school once when I first discovered whacking, but I think I only did it twice and I took off because I injured myself.
That was an awkward note from mom(jk, I didn't tell her the reason).
That was an awkward note from mom(jk, I didn't tell her the reason).
Do it again!
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