WilliamC wrote:I had to take off a day of school once when I first discovered whacking, but I think I only did it twice and I took off because I injured myself.

That was an awkward note from mom(jk, I didn't tell her the reason).

If you invented a pill which would make it possible to reproduce the feeling of that first time, you could make a huge pile of money.

this thread is off to an interesting start.

my life has been easier since i discovered i could reserve all the DHCP IP addresses for all my devices. No more wife complaining that her wireless printer isn't printing again.

Can't wait until Pacino moves to west reading. Needed a place to park last night.

I'm sure I've done four on multiple days in my life. I think I could do five in 16 hours if I took a week off leading up to it

Five in 16 hours? Only four times in the next eight hours, I'm game

Fugitive on ion. Just started at 6.

Look for the nurse on roller blades. Always confuses, yet captivates me.

boy i think we need baseball to start TODAY

do you ever get to the point where you just want to stab yourself while writing a paper? i am about there.

I wear a crown of razor wire while I write my cover letters

CalvinBall wrote:do you ever get to the point where you just want to stab yourself while writing a paper? i am about there.

No, but I often feel that way when I read your papers.

lost my wallet. it either fell out in the car we were test driving or when i was transferring the car seat between cars. went right back and didn't see it in the parking lot. unfortunately, the dealership closed more or less at the exact moment i realized it was gone. credit cards closed. now i just have to worry about my ss card and license.

I've done five in a day when I was an angsty, misguided teen. Could not imagine it now.

1 wrote:lost my wallet. it either fell out in the car we were test driving or when i was transferring the car seat between cars. went right back and didn't see it in the parking lot. unfortunately, the dealership closed more or less at the exact moment i realized it was gone. credit cards closed. now i just have to worry about my ss card and license.

You carry your SS card around with you in your wallet?

In consecutive days a jar of salsa and the jar of taco sauce have fallen off a shelf from my fridge. The salsa did not break yesterday, the taco sauce did today. I think I need to clean out my fridge. Or have fewer Mexican condiments.

lethal wrote:

1 wrote:lost my wallet. it either fell out in the car we were test driving or when i was transferring the car seat between cars. went right back and didn't see it in the parking lot. unfortunately, the dealership closed more or less at the exact moment i realized it was gone. credit cards closed. now i just have to worry about my ss card and license.

You carry your SS card around with you in your wallet?

yeah. had it in there for some reason and i guess i never took it out. like i said, i'm almost sure it's in the car, but i have no way of knowing until monday morning.

jerseyhoya wrote:In consecutive days a jar of salsa and the jar of taco sauce have fallen off a shelf from my fridge. The salsa did not break yesterday, the taco sauce did today. I think I need to clean out my fridge. Or have fewer Mexican condiments.

I think you know what the correct answer is as someone who often frequents chipotle and taco bell...

girlfriend of mine just found this in an okcupid profile:

I'm just another guy on a lost highway. I hate conformity and black-and-white thinking, but I'm not pretentious about it. I'm smart in some ways and dumb in others. I have a high emotional IQ. My word is my bond. I'm one part philosophy, one part poetry, one part comedy, and two parts false modesty.

Fuck! Who would have thought she'd be looking at profiles in Seattle.