Fred I was born a Random Man

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby The Dude » Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:28:08

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:53:57

so it's bearer bonds, not barabonds

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Soren » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:07:49

just emailed my boss with a tech hack for a problem they've been working on for a few weeks. No idea if I crossed a line or not.

Hi [boss lady],

I’ve been trying to think of a way I could merge two calling reports together so I could see the call dates/comments from the previous month’s sheet on the current month’s sheet and I think I found a semi efficient way of doing so.

This first step is to concatenate the account id and panel fields, this creates a unique identifier for each row (so instead of say 4 rows for a panelist with account ID 4691, there are rows for 4691PMEA, 4691PSA etc) . If we do that on both sheets you can use a vlookup function to query the old sheet for the call/email dates and notes. The cells containing the previous month’s call/email dates on the new spreadsheet have to be changed to the “date” category or they return some numerical gibberish. The big issue is that the records that weren’t called or emailed have the date as 1/0, and I can’t figure out a way to automatically remove those.

I’m sure there’s a much better way of doing it, but this is the easiest way I found of doing it that could be done. I attached the sheet where I kind of play tested all of this to see if it would work.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:09:29

you should be a dba

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Soren » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:13:38

That's what I want to do. They've put me in touch with a DBA here who's trying to help me out as much as possible with getting started down that career path.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby BigEd76 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:27:48

Excel formulas and pivot tables are evil. I don't do anything more advanced than "=A1+1" or "MAX(A1:F1)"

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Soren » Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:39:33

boss loves the idea, but we're working on two different approaches to the same problem.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Aug 31, 2011 16:00:06

there are two approaches to every problem. the *right* one, and management's.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 31, 2011 16:51:02

how much is a can opener?

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Aug 31, 2011 16:52:44

they sell them the dollar store. not sure of the price though

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 31, 2011 16:55:56

Electric or manual? For a non electric, I doubt it's necessary to spend more than $5.00. Once you have one, it will be a very long time before you need another one.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 31, 2011 16:59:27

I protest! The reason I need one is because the old one broke after two years

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Wed Aug 31, 2011 17:01:49

seeya in over a week BSG

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 31, 2011 17:06:20

I've had one of these for 16 years (a wedding shower gift I think) and I doubt I'll need to replace it any time soon.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 31, 2011 18:42:23

FYP has never been funny
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 31, 2011 19:37:49

CVS didn't have any can openers so I bought a chicken noodle soup with the pop top

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 31, 2011 19:46:41

modern day mcgyver

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby z ipper » Wed Aug 31, 2011 19:54:46

Barry Jive wrote:FYP has never been funny


either has see you there but look at what the board has become
also, ye or whatever that #### thing is I see everywhere on here.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 31, 2011 19:55:51

never really took those for punchlines myself
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 31, 2011 20:12:40

#### is not funny either Zipper. Seriously.

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