don't be a ####. it wasn't supposed to be funny.

Stop using that fucking word, zipper. Nothing cool about it.

oh jesus.
you know what #### means now. south park went over this already.

One time I called someone a #### in my high school Spanish class, teacher was gay and overheard me. It's easy to say it doesn't mean anything until you accidentally do something like that and see how it can be hurtful, regardless of how you mean it to sound.

But fuck the Irish say whatever you want about them

z ipper wrote:oh jesus.
you know what #### means now. south park went over this already.

You shouldn't be arguing this... Just don't say it.

I just got the email outlining the point system for this upcoming wedding I have next week. I'm pretty damn psyched for this shit.

per drink +1
toast +3
hookup +10
take off shirt +5
best attire decided by collective vote +5
dance with every bridesmaid +3
10 pushups in the middle of the dance floor mid slow song +5

Every other category involves inside jokes. (sorry, jeff) Any suggestions?

is that for taking off your own shirt, or someone else's

"Get Married" should be -20.

never heard of this game. sounds fun. what do you win?

Kind of wish I'd known my roommate was going to never be around so I could have gotten a smaller, cheaper apartment. Already annoyed and we're 2.5 months into a 12-month lease.

CalvinBall wrote:never heard of this game. sounds fun. what do you win?

You repulse enough people at a wedding that you limit the chance that you have to get married.

I'm not crazy about bananas

they can be pretty hit or miss

too mushy for me

I keep thinking they're my best chance for actually eating breakfast in the morning, but I end up tossing them halfway through

i get about 15 minutes with them before i'm hungry enough to murder again

maybe my body is so used to not eating until 12 that it's just wondering wtf I'm trying to do

Bananas aren't great, it's true. But banana bread is pretty good, and makes a good breakfast. Even fat-free versions are pretty good (because the banana does similar things for texture that fat does. It's really easy to make also.

yeah banana bread is the shiz no questions asked. toss chocolate chips in the mix and you're really cooking with bananas and chocolate chips