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by **kruker** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 02:03:00

I'm going to adapt some of the CIA's Central American tactics to take care of the panhandler situation on my walk to work. The plan is to tell each one (they're a very consistent bunch, there everyday in the same spots) that I gave the guy closest to them $50 and told him to split it with everyone on the street. I'm hoping this incites dissent amongst their ranks. Eventually, there will be some sort of vagrant coup d'etat. Ideally the bloodshed involved will reduce their numbers. Other hobos will hear the story of the white yuppie who, with one comment, caused conflict. I'll soon be able to walk to work without shaking my head at all the guys asking me for change.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 09:53:35

pacino wrote:how does barry jives have so many events

Well, he is merry

by **The Dude** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:35:12

EndlessSummer wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Bucky wrote:
The Dude wrote:Should I get this for my backyard

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_1260 ... 921x00003h

if you nail it to the ground will your landlord pay half

I'm getting it!!!!

You definitely should. When we were buying our current house, the previous owners had a similar bar in the backyard, though fairly old. When we were negotiating, we had our realtor ask if they'd leave it for us. Turns out they didn't want to move it so they left it for free (or you could say they charged us $300,000 for it, I suppose). Anyway, I sanded it and painted it and it's good as somewhat kinda new. It's awesome for entertaining. And drinking. Best of all, the first time I sat in one of the bar stools, I looked into our house and could see our tv perfectly.

I watch a lot of Phils games sitting out on that table, drinking beer, ignoring my children and getting savagely attacked by mosquitoes. It's blissful.

sold

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:43:22

Whoa, I just found out I'm going to SNL this Saturday. Zach Galifianakis is hosting.

by **BassGuiFloyd** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:46:45

Didn't I? wrote:Whoa, I just found out I'm going to SNL this Saturday. Zach Galifianakis is hosting.

amazing! just laughed my ass of at a few "between two ferns" the other nite

by **kopphanatic** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:47:47

I've been invited to a Jeopardy audition in New York next month.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:48:08

I'm teaching the Kelo decision today. Still pisses me off.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:55:17

TenuredVulture wrote:I'm teaching the Kelo decision today. Still pisses me off.

Oh, that one. Yeah, it still earns a facepalm just reading about it.

Seems like one of the few things you could safely put in a politics thread, since I don't know anyone outside of those five guys and people with money on the table that liked it.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:55:47

saw them play last week at the church

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:00:12

BassGuiFloyd wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:Whoa, I just found out I'm going to SNL this Saturday. Zach Galifianakis is hosting.

amazing! just laughed my ass of at a few "between two ferns" the other nite

Yeah pretty psyched. My buddy who works there got me tickets. I owe him a thousand drinks.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:00:37

kopphanatic wrote:I've been invited to a Jeopardy audition in New York next month.

Wear pants.

by **Eem** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:04:19

kopphanatic wrote:I've been invited to a Jeopardy audition in New York next month.

I knew you could do it

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:09:10

kopphanatic wrote:I've been invited to a Jeopardy audition in New York next month.

I'll take "Awesome" for $300, Alex.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:10:17

Didn't I? wrote:
BassGuiFloyd wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:Whoa, I just found out I'm going to SNL this Saturday. Zach Galifianakis is hosting.

amazing! just laughed my ass of at a few "between two ferns" the other nite

Yeah pretty psyched. My buddy who works there got me tickets. I owe him a thousand drinks.

I've always wondered if you can only see every other skit or how it works there. Interested to hear your report

by **kopphanatic** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:12:33

I have to pass a second test(I already passed an online test), they're going to take my information, and they're going to look at my tv presence.

If I pass the second test, I get put into the contestant pool for 18 months and wait for a phone call invite to the show.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:15:33

Ask 1 to give you media tips.

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:17:27

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:
BassGuiFloyd wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:Whoa, I just found out I'm going to SNL this Saturday. Zach Galifianakis is hosting.

amazing! just laughed my ass of at a few "between two ferns" the other nite

Yeah pretty psyched. My buddy who works there got me tickets. I owe him a thousand drinks.

I've always wondered if you can only see every other skit or how it works there. Interested to hear your report

I've been to a taping before. It depends where you sit. I sat all the way on the side, so a few sketches were on the other side of the studio, and even though I could kinda see, I watched on the TV screens. Other sketches were right in front of me. One of the cooler parts of the live taping is seeing all the chaos that happens in between commercials.

The first time I went, it was the dress rehearsal. Arcade Fire performed and I heard later that after the live taping, they stuck around and played like 4 songs for the audience and cast. I'm going to the live taping this time. The musical guest is Jessie J who I hadn't heard of until this morning.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:18:52

love Jessie J. her/his music is awesome

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:20:06

She intimidates me and makes me feel uncomfortable, like someone from the British version of Skins. I like her.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:45:56

spitting in the trash can is pretty gross but sometimes you gotta do it

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