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by **lethal** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:44:50

Houshphandzadeh wrote:a friend of mine named her baby River

Is Joaquin or Rain a sibling?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:46:24

I guess the next one will have to up the ante, so maybe someday

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:48:38

Houshphandzadeh wrote:a friend of mine named her baby River

Is her last name Jordan? Because then I would wholly support it. Or Styx, that would be cool.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:52:34

People need to start naming their kids after Greek mathematicians and philosophers. Archimedes Smith, Pythagoras Johnson, Euripides Carter...

It's got play.

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:56:07

An ancient Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says "Euripides?" and the guy says "Yeah. Eumendides?

by **jamiethekiller** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:56:35

swishnicholson wrote:An ancient Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says "Euripides?" and the guy says "Yeah. Eumendides?

zing

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 13:38:07

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 15:12:55

I buy the stupidest shit

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 15:15:02

Caffeine is a hell of a drug

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 15:18:34

really wish I could import one of Bella Vista's coffee shops into Center City

missin u Chapterhouse

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 16:36:52

sometimes it creeps me out that woddy is so obsessed with me.

by **Woody** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 16:45:56

Stop stealing PTK's schtick. That's his line

by **slugsrbad** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 17:31:53

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 17:49:07

too bad. i was gonna go for the stalker shtick but you obviously already had that covered.

by **The Dude** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 21:39:00

Should I get this for my backyard

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_1260 ... 921x00003h

by **meatball** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 21:52:48

looks like a good deal

by **phatj** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 22:06:08

The Nightman Cometh wrote:my car is leaking coolant so fast the only possible explanation is that the tank itself is leaking.

I've been driving with a low coolant light for months. the other day I put 36 ounces ish of coolant in it at my friends garage. didn't even keep the light off till i got home.

Every now and then the car will start to overheat and I blast the heater and it goes back down to the midline. My parents are supposed to be taking care of it for a birthday present. Afraid my car is going to die before then.

then again its never been in the red so its probably okay.

Dunno when your b-day is but that's going to be a problem for you when it starts getting warmer, so either take it to a mechanic really soon, or try some of that coolant leak fix goop, which actually can plug relatively minor leaks.

by **phatj** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 22:06:32

swishnicholson wrote:An ancient Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says "Euripides?" and the guy says "Yeah. Eumendides?

I'm stealing this for Facebook, thanks.

by **Trent Steele** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 22:13:09

phatj wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:An ancient Greek goes into a tailor shop with a couple of torn togas. The tailor says "Euripides?" and the guy says "Yeah. Eumendides?

I'm stealing this for Facebook, thanks.

i think that's funny

by **Bucky** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 22:23:57

The Dude wrote:Should I get this for my backyard

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_1260 ... 921x00003h

if you nail it to the ground will your landlord pay half

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