Happiness is a RANDOM THOUGHT

by **meatball** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 15:16:07

i'm just laughing at the thought of the dude saying to his wife, "Hey, is it cool if meatball crashes in the xbox room for a while?"...."meatball? he's a guy i met on the internet"...."i told him he could posters up."

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 15:50:42

Why am I just discovering .25 coffee in the faculty lounge now? Why wasn't there an e-mail?

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 15:52:24

why isn't it free coffee, tuition is outrageously expensive as it is

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 15:55:14

Those tuition dollars aren't trickling down to perks for faculty. Not when the President needs a leather chair.

by **Eem** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 15:56:26

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ro0FW9Qt-4[/youtube]

JAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 16:00:22

I'm excited to go to class tomorrow morning because I'm going to get Dunkin Donuts first. Jelly and strawberry donuts with a nice big coffee. Delicious.

by **uncle milt** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 16:02:09

TenuredVulture wrote:Those tuition dollars aren't trickling down to perks for faculty. Not when the President needs a leather chair.

TenuredVulture wrote:It'd be free airfare, hotel, meals. I'd have to actually go to a few conference sessions on Blackboard.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 16:35:06

I've been a completely lazy bum today, and now I feel guilty.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 16:35:34

me too

the first part, not the second

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 17:59:11

TenuredVulture wrote:Those tuition dollars aren't trickling down to perks for faculty. Not when the President needs a leather chair.

...made from the tanned hides of unicorns

by **Didn't I?** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 18:20:22

I just met Clyde Frazier. He was wearing a purple corduroy suit with purple alligator boots.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 18:34:38

http://news.yahoo.com/video/newyorkcbs2 ... e-23949191

Jets (and probably Mets) fan thinks it's a good idea to use a hammer and screwdrive to get the ice off his car.

by **The Savior** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 19:51:14

as if the steelers being in the super bowl doesn't suck, i'm been yacking up for 3 hours now.

hooray

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 19:56:33

Slowhand wrote:I've been a completely lazy bum today, and now I feel guilty.

Well, I went grocery shopping and worked out, so I feel a little better. Of course, neither one of those things made my apartment any cleaner. Not only am I a lazy bum, but I'm also a slob.

by **meatball** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 21:29:26

it's back spasm monday!!

by **td11** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 21:33:42

i did some pushups today

by **smitty** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 21:41:33

td11 wrote:i did some pushups today

The Brits call them press-ups you know. That's probably why Brits are so scrawny because whoina hell is gonna want to do press-ups forcryinoutloud.

by **phatj** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 22:00:02

I can't remember ever actually wanting to do push-ups

by **The Savior** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 22:05:09

still yacking. if i needed to lose weight, this would be mildly effective.

by **Grotewold** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 22:47:22

What's up with the outdated porn in teh sperm lab? Half expected to see the Three Wise Men triple team a midwife

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