Lunchmeats, Magic Tricks, And Other Random Thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Sun Jan 03, 2010 09:33:49

so, if the Arenas/Crittenden gun stuff is true, they have to be AT LEAST suspended for the year, right? I think I would kick them both out of the league forever if I were the commissioner
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Postby Slowhand » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:32:46

Rev_Beezer wrote:A friend of mine originally from Germany said that when she moved here, one of the first things that struck her as odd was the American sense of cleanliness. She showers every day AFAIK (I guess I never asked, but she's not my wife, she's someone else's, and that would be weird), but she doesn't wash her hair every day because she claims it will dry it out too much.


A lot of people here are like that, but it really depends on the type of hair. Some people can go a few days without washing it and nobody can tell, and is good for the hair because they don't have very naturally oily hair. Other people (like me) just look greasy and disgusting if they go a day without washing it. You can easily tell with me if I haven't washed my hair and it feels itchy like I have little bugs crawling around on my head.
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Postby Trent Steele » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:51:17

My Sunday showering percentage is approximately 28%. Not conicidentally, my Sunday sex percentage does not exceed 28%
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Postby phatj » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:18:18

My Sunday sex percentage is considerably under 28%, but I nearly always shower. :(

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Postby Woody » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:49:07

that's because you get your wife pregnant just by holding hands
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby 1 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:23:44

jerseyhoya wrote:Is this episode on Bravo the pilot of house? Have I seen the pilot of House?


the color on the pilot is very, very odd. that's all i remember about house's pilot.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:44:18

1 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Is this episode on Bravo the pilot of house? Have I seen the pilot of House?


the color on the pilot is very, very odd. that's all i remember about house's pilot.


The color was really weird.

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Postby PrattRules » Sun Jan 03, 2010 13:03:47

100th post bitches. Next stop, 101.
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Postby 1 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 13:05:14

jerseyhoya wrote:
1 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Is this episode on Bravo the pilot of house? Have I seen the pilot of House?


the color on the pilot is very, very odd. that's all i remember about house's pilot.


The color was really weird.


upon further review, robin tunney was the patient in the pilot episode. she was a kindergarten teacher.
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Postby 1 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 13:20:49

i wonder if anyone else hums LOST's "traveling theme" while running/ walking.
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Postby pacino » Sun Jan 03, 2010 13:21:25

1 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
1 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Is this episode on Bravo the pilot of house? Have I seen the pilot of House?


the color on the pilot is very, very odd. that's all i remember about house's pilot.


The color was really weird.


upon further review, robin tunney was the patient in the pilot episode. she was a kindergarten teacher.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Jan 03, 2010 13:24:13

Well then it was the pilot. And it was the first time I had seen it. And I could watch it again right now and it would mostly be new to me again.

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Postby EndlessSummer » Sun Jan 03, 2010 15:54:41

I was at the Disney on Ice thing yesterday. Not as awful as I would have imagined, and they clearly threw the dads in attendance a bone(r) with the Jasmine actress being a bikini clad babe with a smoking bod.

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Postby Slowhand » Sun Jan 03, 2010 20:14:31

Usually canned food isn't that great, but that Hormel Chili was fantastic.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Jan 03, 2010 20:39:20

Slowhand wrote:Usually canned food isn't that great, but that Hormel Chili was fantastic.


I don't think I've ever had a bad Hormel product. Dinty Moore Beef Stew might be the most underrated food in the universe.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Jan 03, 2010 23:19:31

I want a danrosz post by the time I wake up tomorrow

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Postby td11 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 23:29:37

it will basically boil down to: when andy reid sucks dicks, he does it really well.
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Postby td11 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 04:30:48

i'm gonna end up reading the book, but, man, the premise of "the lovely bones" is so depressing.
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Postby Trent Steele » Mon Jan 04, 2010 08:48:29

Today I begin cleaning out my office. Should take all week. I'm so excited. Seriously, I am.
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Postby Wizlah » Mon Jan 04, 2010 09:44:43

Trent Steele wrote:Today I begin cleaning out my office. Should take all week. I'm so excited. Seriously, I am.


I'm doing long overdue accounts this evening. Actually looking forward to seeing how little money I'm currently making.
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