Lunchmeats, Magic Tricks, And Other Random Thoughts

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Sat Jan 02, 2010 18:59:17

Actually now that I think about it I probably take two showers a day more than I take one. That seems excessive.
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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Jan 02, 2010 19:06:04

put a sock in it, Ellis
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Bucky » Sat Jan 02, 2010 19:08:19

so they're having a beneifit for richard thon?

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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Jan 02, 2010 19:17:51

if that were the case i'd gladly throw down 120
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby BigEd76 » Sat Jan 02, 2010 20:05:26

I didn't win the PA Lottery $1M :(

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Jan 02, 2010 20:19:26

I've heard that taking too many showers is bad for your skin.
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Postby CalvinBall » Sat Jan 02, 2010 20:46:39

use dove lotion soap. that stuff is fantastic.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Jan 02, 2010 22:58:06

It's not just that soap dries your skin--it's that being too clean is bad. You need healthy skin flora to fight infection.

People are germphobic and ironically, that makes them more prone to infection and sickness. All that purell people use--it dries and cracks the skin, allowing easy access to your insides by evil microbes.
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Postby SK790 » Sat Jan 02, 2010 23:00:14

TenuredVulture wrote:It's not just that soap dries your skin--it's that being too clean is bad. You need healthy skin flora to fight infection.

People are germphobic and ironically, that makes them more prone to infection and sickness. All that purell people use--it dries and cracks the skin, allowing easy access to your insides by evil microbes.


Every time I try to explain this to people IRL they look at me like I have 5 heads.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Jan 02, 2010 23:07:47

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w[/youtube]

This is real. I've seen this on television.
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Postby CFP » Sat Jan 02, 2010 23:33:24

I'm pretty sure Soy Joy bars are the worst thing I have ever tasted.

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Postby CalvinBall » Sun Jan 03, 2010 00:36:51

TenuredVulture wrote:It's not just that soap dries your skin--it's that being too clean is bad. You need healthy skin flora to fight infection.

People are germphobic and ironically, that makes them more prone to infection and sickness. All that purell people use--it dries and cracks the skin, allowing easy access to your insides by evil microbes.


that makes sense. i have probably used purell hand sanitizer 5 times in my life and rarely wash my hands after peeing.

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Postby phatj » Sun Jan 03, 2010 01:01:49

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Postby Ramon Gris » Sun Jan 03, 2010 02:29:45

I hate when my girlfriend gets drunker than me. Makes me feel like less of a man

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Postby CalvinBall » Sun Jan 03, 2010 02:55:23

this place is much funnier during baseball season. me on the other hand, funny all the time.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Jan 03, 2010 03:08:32

Is this episode on Bravo the pilot of house? Have I seen the pilot of House?

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Jan 03, 2010 03:11:02

Do Reyes' and Rollins' contracts expire after 2011? How effing hilarious would it be if Jose led us to a World Series or two?

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Postby dajafi » Sun Jan 03, 2010 03:47:18

TenuredVulture wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w[/youtube]

This is real. I've seen this on television.


My wife and I consider this among the funniest things ever.

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Postby Rev_Beezer » Sun Jan 03, 2010 08:43:39

A friend of mine originally from Germany said that when she moved here, one of the first things that struck her as odd was the American sense of cleanliness. She showers every day AFAIK (I guess I never asked, but she's not my wife, she's someone else's, and that would be weird), but she doesn't wash her hair every day because she claims it will dry it out too much.
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Sun Jan 03, 2010 08:45:48

dajafi wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w[/youtube]

This is real. I've seen this on television.


My wife and I consider this among the funniest things ever.


While I know it's real, I have to believe someone was sitting in their garage, thinking, "what can I market to get people to look like fools?" Viola. Shakey McShakeweight was born.
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