Would anyone be surprised to know how often "Debbie F" lurks on BSG in Klingon Cloaking mode?

VoxOrion wrote:Ah... the good old days...


...I even found the photoshop I did of Reyes and Wright that made someone quit the board because it hurt their feelings (so much that they couldn't tell me about it). The irony was that I photoshopped their heads onto a gay advocacy book that chronicled the poor treatment and portrayal of gays in America. Get it? I was taking two guys who aren't gay and making them look gay on the cover of a book about the bad portrayal of gays while in the process calling them gay which is apparently bad and makes one wonder how sensitive another could be toward gays if they think it's an insult to be compared to someone who's gay I mean it's a compliment to be accused of being a valedictorian and valedictorians don't get upset if you make valedictorian jokes but it's at the same time okay to be gay but not accuse someone of being gay I mean it's not like trying to compliment someone by calling them a (I'm a stupid racist) cause lets face it its never ever a compliment to be called a (I'm a stupid racist) no way no how not by anyone to anyone else but lets face it after all I was calling them gay because of the gay pictures they were posing for but mainly its funny to call them gay because it further upsets macho line-bearded Mets fans but really one can't do evil in order to do good and lets face it I wasn't really doing either but man, it smarted.

with practice you'll find this mode of expressing yourself becomes increasingly fluid; natural, almost

It's kind of nice. Reminds me of my first job for some reason it was at JC Penny (pennies we called it like a bunch of old ladies) and how I got fired and learned just about every lesson I would need for the rest of my working career (it's also the place where I had one of the most embarrassing moments of my life ((I did package pick-up which was basically the job of running around and bringing all the hangers and stuff back to the warehouse and bringing things out to peoples cars (((no tips thanks no thank you))) but for the most part there wasn't much to do (((((anyway there were all of these pod people that worked in the warehouse and sometimes in the summer Id get to work on the day shift and sort of meet these people in the break room where you could smoke I didn't smoke yet (((((but it still shocks me that there was a time when people would all sit in a confined space and smoke cigarettes like the world was going to end tomorrow anyway))))) there was this person that I used to talk to sort of they were always at the table and I didn't say much but just sort of listened while the cool kids talked and whatever so this person did something cool or funny once I don't know what ((((((it is pretty well blocked from my memory at this point and boy you'll understand why in a moment)))))) sometime later my friend came to the mall to hang out and we were sort of wandering around the store together and this person was unpacking a box or something so I start to relate this story to my friend about this person and I end it with the big punchine "AND THIS DUDE SAYS..." and the dude looks up and says "Dude? I'm a girl." and let me tell you not only was it so embarrassing that I'm cringing now just thinking about it and my friend made it worse like real friends should and he's holding his hand over his mouth with his eyes bugging out of his head pointing at me and laughing his ass off creating this huge scene I literally do not remember how I extracted myself from the situation but I'll never forget this person's voice saying "Dude? I'm a girl."))) true story I swear to God I guess I got fired shortly after that for making the mistake of assuming that I was cool like the other guys because they were always calling out and telling each other and stuff so I told them I was going to have to call out that coming Saturday because I got invited to Great Adventure and when I called (((((((from Great Adventure)))))) the HR chick is like "How's Great Adventure" and I like turned into a man that very moment realizing that you cannot trust a dude in a Metallica t-shirt to do the right thing when he doesn't want to come to work because you called out ((((((((and lets face it I hadn't considered that at all)))))))) and do you believe they let me work my entire next shift before they fired me? I manned up even more that day when my "boss" whom I had met only twice in three months sat there in front of me and the guy who ran the store (((((((((who technically got me my job because his daughter went to my school))))))))) sat there and lied about me like you wouldn't believe)))) man, that's cathartic.

VoxOrion wrote:I'm going to start a messageboard for employers and employees to start swapping jobs.

I actually had a similar idea earlier. Except, being the socialist that I am, I was thinking about how the government could do it.

No, that's a great idea. Then the rest of us will swoop in and get the good jobs.

I love it how Vox put a question mark and period toward the end of the rant as if it would justify the countless run-on sentences.

Bucky wrote:OneNote may be one of the most useful, underrated programs ever

Just installed it.

i'm going to bed now and i have work at 8 in the morning, but i really hope the eagles pull it out tonight. it's going to be extra super special painful if they lose.

plz win birds.

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I haven't ridden the bus in a few months now. This experience has been pretty alright but it still reminds me why I hate it.

My asshole friend insisted we were going to the Lucy's Hat Shop at 20th/Ludlow. I checked it out, told him it was in Old City. He still insisted. Guess what? No Lucy's Hat Shop at 20th/Ludlow. So we went to Drinker's and I ran into Housh's friends.

I am more nervous than I have ever been for a date. I am like a ball of nerves that can not be good.

WilliamC wrote:I am more nervous than I have ever been for a date. I am like a ball of nerves that can not be good.

If she's worth your time, she's just as nervous.

Don't worry about it, and be a gentleman. If you're driving, open the car door for her before getting in yourself. It's a smooth move and will take you far.

Billy C, aren't you to the one who dates all the hot chicks, or is that BDawk?

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Much better.

Good advice, Mrs. Vox. Vox it has to be B-Dawk.

I mean I do ok but not B-Dawk level.

This time I am out of my league. We'll see what happens.

VoxOrion wrote: man, that's cathartic.

dude.

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I want to see the It's A Different World date rape episode - the one where Duh-Wayne Wayne hulks out and and attacks the rapist through the sunroof of his car.

uncle milt wrote:SAVED BY THE BELL DRUNK DRIVING EPISODE IS ON OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO OMG

Toga!